Super Mario 64 is done and dusted, with all 120 stars collected! It definitely felt a bit janky and slippery when I first hopped into it, but with enough time to adjust to how he controls, it’s actually pretty doable to get most stars with minimal fuss! I think it still holds up!

Sunshine though…

This implies it’s actually possible to nullify your ambient feeder energies

DO EET

I DIG IT

THE DELIGHT THIS WOULD FILL ME WITH

KEEPS ME PUMPING

LEG DAY MOTHERFUCKERS

(EVERY DAY WILL BE LEG DAY AT 500)

FUCKING SQUATS

Just one last star from the final Bowser level and that’s Super Mario 64 in the bag. The last two levels were a little stressful but honestly, much easier and more manageable than I remember!

Don’t know if I wanna take a break from Mario afterwards or dive directly into Sunshine… hmmmstdve

Sweet Zombie Hydaelyn…

my 'sona is fat and likes being fat and wants to be fatter and that rules

YES

HELL YES

HELL FUCKING YES

I'm not sure I had strong opinions on it before but as it turns out the Discover tab is a fucking menace that needs to be punted off a series of cliffs

Oh fuck I remember this now

Yeah this is gonna suck shit, especially with my insistence on getting every fucking Shine Sprite

The what

How hard could this be with decades of wahoo experience under my overstrained belt

I honestly figured that Tick Tock Clock would suck copious amounts of ass to wade through but I blasted through all seven stars there in less than an hour. With just seven left to go I’m forced to conclude that Mario 64 was not as brutal as piglet Jude once believed. Maybe Sunshine will be harder…

VERILY

NOOOOOOOO

LET THEM REVEL BEFORE ME

I FUCKED UP

GOT ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TACO BELL

ATE 93% OF IT

I AM A TERRIBLE CAULDRON OF GOOEY CHEESES AND DUBIOUS MEATS

EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY

FOR NEXT WORKOUT

(Fuck it let's escalate it even FURTHER throw it in a TROUGH

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK ME

I DO A MINIMUM OF 48

THE SWELL IS UPON ME ONCE MORE

My gut feeling is that it would be incredibly hot to go straight from the gym to feeding shenanigans. Like, nigh-immediate transition from the squat rack to a funnel.

THE BURN COMMENCETH

YEYEYEYE

IS HONEY

SHE CAN DO GREAT MALICE

TO TOES