Thoughts and prayers with those who accidentally see Mother Mary instead of Project Hail Mary this weekend

Kermit introducing Gonzo the Great onto the stage

Looks like it's going to sing "Doo do do do do" to the Mahna Mahna

A talking sandwich

"I am just channeling my voice THRU the sandwich to bring you THIS message"

"No aching tentacles"

What else should be on this list?

Gonzo looks at a talking sandwich

Lines from Muppets From Space that live rent free in my head:

"Who cut that cake?"

"The raspberry floppovers will be out in a moment"

"GANzooo"

"I am not a Shrimp, I'm a King Prawn, come on come on"

"Shelly's smelly"

"That's TWO pigs"

The new logo for Infowars has been revealed.

The Onion has successfully landed a deal to take over Alex Jones' site after 17 months of legal issues.

Tim Heidecker will serve as the site's creative director.

Shakespearean first for Chapel Players Sixties Vegas twist for Bard's comedy classic

Back in the paper (for truely FUN reasons this time!)

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A screengrab of a list: Their chief Names are as follows. Ellinor Roden, China Mary, Flying Horse Moll, Smal Coal Mary, Johannah the Ox-cheek Woman, Tub Nan, Sukey Pisquill, Garter Mary, Hardward Nan, Prety Criss, a Soldier of the 2d Regiment, Aunt England, a noted Soap Boyler, Pomegranate Molly, Orange Mary, an Orange Merchant near London-Bridge, Old Fish Hannah, Kate Hutton an old Man that never wears a Shirt, Thumbs and Waste Jenny, [p.39] Queen Irons, alias Pippin Mary, Hanover Kate, spouse to Pippin Mary, Miss Kitten, ( Oviat,) Rose Gudger, Black Moll, &c.

Tag yourself on this list of 18th century gay aliases

Madonna: Sometimes I like to hide in the shadows.....create a new fursona....

Add Beef S2 to shows that include a reference to COVID on the Covid Art List please

New Madonna!!!

Kevin's family staring at him

Jennie in that one Tame Impala song

Why was the AI image of Trump as Jesus the last straw? – Baptist News Global We already knew Trump viewed himself as a god. So of course he would post that. Why wouldn't he? Rick Pidcock asks.

For my piece today, I reflect on why, after everything Trump has said and done, it was an image that moved conservatives to criticize him.
baptistnews.com/article/why-...

Oh thank goodness. #daredevil

It definitely reeks of exactly that. Or respectablity politics at the least. Be a gay MAN be a lesbian WOMAN vibes

Just got an email from a bizarre, supposedly LGB Christian, group who apparently have an office manager and a conference coming up, but who are anti Trans?! Who are these people, why are they pushing for LGB inclusion in Christianity while pulling up the ladder after themselves? I'm confused

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

🧵 The ninth annual Black Maternal Health Week began on Saturday, amplifying the perspectives of Black pregnant people and bringing awareness to high death rates Black women face during pregnancy and after birth. We cover these issues year-round. Here’s some of our reporting on Black maternal health:

We gave you Nightcrawler, what more do you people want?

Ahh yeah, I remember similar comments like this. Majority fake Christians but a few accidental believers within it

Not behind closed doors, in my house, they thought all of it was idolity of Graven Images (unaware of their own idolity towards the Bible)

But really, it's less, hmm this is a coincidence, and more, his advisers are literally following the Revelation (Tim Lahayne version) playbook page by page

Is Donald Trump the Literal Antichrist? An Objective Inquiry

In this essay, based on my regrettably excessive familiarity with the Left Behind books, I will... 🧵 1 / 666

Trump has made an ai image of himself as Jesus

Day six-hundred and sixty-six of Tr*mp copying from Revelation (and the Left Behind books) to run his country

Not to be that guy but big time Evangelical Christians don't think Catholics are going to heaven or real a Christians so his fight with the Pope isn't going to move them on whether Trump is a "real Christian"

Setting my "days without Trump doing some Nicolae Carpathia from Left Behind shit" counter to zero.

Magyar’s speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: “He’s basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired.”

I'm at God's closed door I'm at God's open window I'm at the combination God's closed door with the windows open

First thing I said when they brought back Daredevil was, they better bring back Vanessa. God, I can't even imagine if I'd watched that without having seen the spoilers before hand 😭 😔

I'm not ok