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Posts by Matt Van Horn

Credit Union Survey — Free Speech Coalition

The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested!
(Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!)
www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey

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Sorry, but I gotta respect the guy that landed Emily Blunt.

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Tell him pspsps for me.

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Hey man - don’t age me prematurely. We were still listening to all that in 7th grade and I’m not even 60 yet.

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I need to know what songs they consider "classic rock".
I'm betting it is not Led Zeppelin, The Who, or The Rolling Stones.

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In programming we've been calling this "rubber-ducking" for years.
Just explain the situation to the rubber duck on your desk, and by the time you finish you'll probably have a good idea about the solution.

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I sleep with my head right next to the door - I can reach the handle to close it. Plus the light switch is there. My feet are pointing at the window to the back yard.

But whenever I am accompanied in bed, I'm always between the other person and the door, as a safety thing.

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View of a wooden planter with a half dozen shallots sprouting and a few tall green onions growing to their left. There's a small flower pot with a neglected succulent in it in the corner and painted wood siding in the background.

View of a wooden planter with a half dozen shallots sprouting and a few tall green onions growing to their left. There's a small flower pot with a neglected succulent in it in the corner and painted wood siding in the background.

These are my shallots (and a few green onions that I planted when I wasn't gonna use them fast enough.)

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AI generated chat question & response:
My question: "When will my package arrive?"
AI answer: "Your package is estimated for delivery on nullnull between 9am - 1pm"

AI generated chat question & response: My question: "When will my package arrive?" AI answer: "Your package is estimated for delivery on nullnull between 9am - 1pm"

I feel like this kind of issue would have been caught before AI got shoveled into everything.

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We should be learning from other countries...

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It is if you cut it lengthwise.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

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So glad I can say that I worked for Reuters before it became Thomson Reuters.
That merger had a lot of impact.

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I do not want treats. I want to see Republicans going to prison. I want to see ICE abolished (which will help with the budget issues.)

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It might work better now that Mueller is in a place that has better reception for prayers.

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Because I was gonna make a "Hubble-Hubble" joke.

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Is that Hubble's law?

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This is like a joke setup.

“So an AuDHD person is going for a job interview with a sociopath…”

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Wtf? Where is the selfishness supposed to be?

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But will I still be able to print 30 round magazines? CNC a suppressor?

I’ll vote for Dems, but not a cent from me until I can use a standard magazine, or have ammo delivered to my home. (Or if they extradite a Republican to The Hague)

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Down Cemetery Road was so good.

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I have no doubt. I will try to be there in a very exotic sports car.

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I thought the “op” was “opinion”.

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Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18

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@xavierbecerra.bsky.social Hey man, I’m gonna vote for ya, because I don’t want Republicans running a damn thing near me, but stop asking me for money until I can put a standard size 30 round magazine in my AR-15.

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How was I unaware of your newsletter?
Great piece, especially the part that almost made me think fridge magnets were younger than I am. Thankfully that’s not true.

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Story of my life, as an adult.

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Yeah, those rectangular slabs of pink stuff at the deli are awful.

But I do love me a good croque monsieur when in Paris.

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That excuse has no power to explain why you’d go for the harder-to-achieve 25th amendment play over a simple impeachment vote. Unless you didn’t actually want to have an impeachment vote.

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Or if you slice it thin enough and it’s called prosciutto or Iberico.

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