Red Cthulhu contemplates a red drink

I have zero relatability with my coworkers.

ASN: AS7511
Location: Kagoshima, JP
Added: 2026-04-03T19:40

#shodansafari #infosec

A sticker with a sad looking cloud on it, captioned: "It's always DNS except when it's the IAM policy"

@mewtype.online saw this sticker today and thought of you

John Cage - 4' 33'' Death Metal Cover by Dead Territory [ORIGINAL VIDEO] YouTube video by DeadTerritory

Hello.

I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”.

youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8

famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

aaron swartz was murdered by jstor, MIT and the US government

On the upside almost all of the remaining friends are the right kind of secessionist.

Another day, another friend announcing they're leaving Austin.

Its like a cursed encounter table and my other options are "burning man" and "get really into burlesque".

(Spoiler: Its just a miserable on call week.)

I am on whatever midlife crisis sauce makes soloing EDC seem like a good idea.

(The ability to make a Freebirds burrito last four days tho also has its own rewards.)

Its weird the mental gymnastics people will use when having autonomy over their own bodies.

I inject GLP-1s because they improve my focus at work and energy and I can afford them. I thought body hacking was part of trans thought.

NASA control room for the Artemis II mission with an Artemis (cat from Sailor Moon) plushie sitting on desk with a sleep mask

THEY PUT A SLEEP MASK ON HIM WHEN THE ASTRONAUTS WERE ASLEEP (also stolen from reddit)

"AI tools were used in the production of the voice acting."

Fuck yeahhhhh.

Steam page for video game "I Am Jesus Christ".

This'll be based in VR.

I can grow some arms lemme concentrate real hard.

Absolutely not but lmk if you need an axe thrown at someone.

Post something random or you will have an awful April

I live in a rogue nation with nukes and all I do in my downtime is drink in urban tunnels to techno.

Someone go tell teen me they got the cyberpunk future they imagined.

One of the joys with working with a deeply embedded distributed databases team is at least once a day someone will drop a near verbatim "AGI my ass".

people with robot girl pfps posting 'datacenters are destroying the planet' from their cyberpunk aesthetic accounts. bestie my culture is not your costume

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: Office365 in spaceship

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

Its my on call week and I'm up 16 incidents because of a schema change that wasn't tested in staging.

My stomach hurts but my feelings on job security vs AI remain stronger than ever.

"Da singularity, bitches."

X is a platform I like to check sometimes to remember that all problems in modern commuting will be solved by a schizophrenic undergoing AI psychosis in Ypsilanti that's discovered Claude voice mode.

Iguana with a "tf did I just hear?" face.

Literally me rn.

Lordt my asexual ass just got asked out by another gray/ace I'm actually super interested in let us pray.

An outdoor wrestling match at a food coop.

This is the most Austin photo on my phone.

Parody of the "Shield of Trinity" symbol but with Onion, Bell Pepper, and Celery as the trinity of Cajun cuisine.

I had an idea. Was it a good idea? Probably not.