I was busted the other day in the kitchen spinning and flourishing a spoon pretending it was a sword. I got a fright, not because they came out of nowhere but because someone busted me being a fucken DORK (and I'll keep doing it). That's the nerd shit that breaks through

Every third thought I have is nerd shit that would HEAVILY skew people's understanding of how nerdy I am. And that's saying something

I have been googling this for months btw, and the cure is to *looks at notes* just think more and say what comes to mind

Recently if I have a crush on someone, my brain just straight up turns off.
Makes for THRILLING conversation when I'm just staring off into space with not a single thought in my mind.