On the one hand, my daughter is a good luck charm and they've never lost with her in the stands, so maybe we just need to get her to a game already. On the other hand, absolutely not, you gotta earn her.
watching the phillies but shaking my head the whole time so people know i disagree
Filming this in front of Independence Hall is 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
This rules.
Dear Phillies:
I got a new hat for my birthday in February, one of the ice cream helmet ones. I’ve been wearing it since the season started. Should I burn it? Is that the problem?
Love (??),
Meghan
My kid turned 8 yesterday, and I’ve just been thinking about this a lot. Our house is too small for 8 Elizas, but we’d make it work in a heartbeat. She’s got more than enough stuffies to go around.
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I for one think it’s incredibly unpatriotic to vaporize school children, potato potahto
The Meghan who wrote this is so far beyond my grasp. She is in another universe. I hope she is happy there.
I will go back to church if Leo excommunicates JD Vance simply to spite him. Through "haha, screw you, loser" all things are possible.
incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope
Screaming, crying, throwing up, shouting “EXCOMMUNICATE THAT BITCH, LEO”
Got a standard depression questionnaire as part of check-in for my physical and like…”have you felt down, depressed, or hopeless over the past several weeks” simply cannot be a useful screening metric at this stage in American life.
The Phillies are putting?? the ball??? in play???? and runners??? are moving??? around the bases????????? all of the bases??????
My son Brandon got the job done in a situation where I was absolutely dead certain we'd score nothing.
Leo, speaking to reporters on a flight to Algeria ahead of a 10-day tour of several African nations, said: “I have no fear of the Trump administration, or speaking out loudly of the message of the Gospel, which is what I believe I am here to do.” Asked directly about Mr. Trump’s comments on Truth Social, Leo said: “It’s ironic — the name of the site itself. Say no more.”
bodied
You all are talking about “the Pope is weak on crime” and I feel like the real gem is “should get his act together as Pope.”
In the continuing series “Shuffle Ambushes Meghan with the Station Eleven Score,” it ambushed me with “There Is No Rescue Mission” while I was already feeling misty about space.
imagine flying to the moon and back and the first thing you find out after splashdown is that your favorite team just blew a 4-0 lead
these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn
Integrity close up
This beaut just came from space. Frikkin space.
That’s my son
They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno
Gritting my teeth and pinching the bridge of my nose so hard my entire face crumbles to dust and is carried away on the wind
Both Australia seasons are absolutely worth watching for their own reasons, but one of them is to be endured more than enjoyed. Here to support you through it if you get to them.
Oh man, UK4 was maybe the best season across all the ones I’ve seen (which…is everything available on Peacock). The strategy!! The drama!! The end!!
Australia is something everyone should experience once and then never have to confront again.
I’m anti-censorship, but Peacock attempting to force me to rewatch Traitors Australia after I finished UK4 should get their license pulled.
This whole thing is activating the cradle Catholic in me like nothing before, and that includes finding out the Woke Marxist Pope and I both went to Villanova.
sometimes people come up to me and they say "brian..." -- they have tears streaming down their cheeks and they say "brian... will the philadelphia phillies ever score another run?'
and i look back at them and we lock eyes and i say "i just don't know. no one does."
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly:
- Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat)
- Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex)
- Humming (stimulates vagus nerve)
- Exercise (anything helps, outside even better)
- Impeachment and removal
The threat itself is an impeachable offense. Don’t let it slide.