new boards of canada, new massive attack, new tom waits, flat out weeping over here

If you drunkenly stumbled off the end of the pier, which somebody does literally every night, and then managed to swim a good ways out to sea without succumbing to rum exhaustion or man o’ war, you would see an overgrown port city tucked into the bay like a damp plug of chaw.

This is Fort Hook.

Flash Gordon soundtrack by Queen

CHOKEVILLE a novel by Josh Fireland One crooked city. One chaotic week. Two disaster sisters just trying to stay alive until payday.

My zesty maritime fantasy noir CHOKEVILLE is now available as an ebook and audiobook. If you’re looking for a wild adventure to take your mind off the stupid real world then look no further, chum.

www.fireland.com

a clip from daft punk’s around the world video

the NIN show at coachella was intense! ha ha just playing around, this is a fun place for friendly jokes

when did we all start saying “deep clean” you’re not impressing anyone gretchen grow up

[fans self]

the offspring of aubrey plaza and christopher abbott is going to be a True Freak, one of the greats

my second favorite Enigma song

surely someone out there wants to be, as chris rock put it, the biggest star in the history of jail

CHOKEVILLE a novel by Josh Fireland One crooked city. One chaotic week. Two sisters just trying to keep their head above water until payday.

Here is my new novel CHOKEVILLE, a maritime fantasy noir comedy that’s been called “one of the most recent books of all time.”

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a) I did play the original back in the day (because there were only like three games for the Mac)

b) I’m not very good at shooters but the look of this one keeps grabbing my attention

c) I assume this means I’ll be losing all my precious treasures on a regular basis, such is life

SOLD!

Sheesh that is nice to hear. I have to say, once I started in present tense I couldn’t imagine it any other way. Anyway more importantly, do I need to play Marathon?

probably not a good time to get into how my novel is in third person limited though once in a while the omniscient narrator shifts to first person because it has an opinion on something (and everything is in present tense except for flashbacks)

Top 3 Easter Memories 1) Nana ruins church with her smells 2) Dad makes a merkin out of fake grass and fires a gun 3) That’s it

i keep Faking It but have yet to Make It

They were playing that Enigma song in the grocery store. I gently caressed a peach, its flesh giving ever so slightly under my trembling thumb.

“You’re not smarter, Walter, you’re just a little taller.”

i am a machine that produces an endless supply of fingernails

I just successfully folded a fitted sheet but it ended up summoning Pinhead and his pals!! This is a terrific post that makes sense.

“josh, anything to add?”

[performs entirety of Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush]

“uh i think you’re on mute”

“oh whoops how about now”

“we hear you now”

[performs entirety of Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush]

YOU: omg please read one book any book

ME: ok fine [reads ROBO-STAMOS RIDES THE WERE-MILF written by me] well that was terrible advice

I am older than the expression “24/7”. We didn’t say that when I was a kid. We weren’t entirely sure how many hours/days there were back then.

Ah! I see where you might read it that way! I was actually referring to the lead singer of Bad Brains

Over 10 Hours of Brian Eno's Classic Album, Thursday Afternoon YouTube video by Avalon Halt

this nutty old world can’t get me down, not when i can blast this banger and stare dead-eyed at the floor for 10+ hours!!

youtu.be/gwX6PAWqYsA?...

HR just canceled Chest Hair Tuesdays no warning no nothing

There was this woman who had the ability to instantly kill every single life form on the planet. She never used it, but the knowledge that she could gave her a kind of swagger that we all found very alluring.

“Oh my gosh Billy Corgan that’s the most beautiful song you ever wrote! What’s it called?”

“Mayonaise.”

“Uh. Cool. Interesting. Spelled the normal way, I assume.”

“Nope.”