Today I had an acid flashback of that time the disgraced former vice-chancellor of De Montfort University, Dominic Shellard, danced and lip-synced to Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero". If you have never seen this, you are in for a treat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lznd...
Every time anyone says "hero course", I remind the world that I need a hero.
youtu.be/LzndSqMxaXs?...
Other people's anonymous statements are factional, my anonymous statements are definitely not factional.
"I'm not a bully, I just like to use some people as punch bags or human shields for my errors."
If you bothered to read my anonymous reviews and statements, you will find that I am, indeed, not factional.
The logic of ultra-factionalists:
"When I attack someone, it's not factional. But when people defend themselves, it's factional."
It's the same as SWP logic:
"When others mention Comrade Delta, it's factional. When I defend Comrade Delta, it's not factional."
"Look I can't do worse than the current fucking clowns in charge, can I?"
🚨 IMPORTANT PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT🚨
I am becoming chief executive of Universities UK and look forward to the next chapter of my career.
Please see below for my statement.
Charlotte, you’re not at your desk. Why are you not at your desk?
Sign that says in Chinese "Closed on Sunday", with the English translation "Go fuck yourself on Sunday"
Go fuck yourself on Sunday
Higher education 'commentariat' like WonkHE loves to talk about AI and higher education. But the more interesting discussion is actually AI and higher education commentary: WonkHE can be easily replaced by the ChatGPT prompt 'write about topic x while licking maximum vice-chancellor arse'.
A bowl of Cheerios, a can of lager, and a wank do sound like a great day
Thank you. I designed this.
More graphics here: bsky.app/profile/acup...
Evelyn + the Machine
In the same way that people like Peter Mandelson must be removed from all public life because of Epstein, SWP must be removed from all social movements because of Comrade Delta.
Blade Runner opening scene
200,000 Norwegians eat Grandiosa pizza on Christmas Eve. Sad.
I don't advertise. I rely strictly on word-of-mouth.
Just learned that Simone Buitendijk left her vice-chancellor role at the University of Leeds (receiving a £288k payoff in the process), and then became a deputy vice-chancellor and provost at the University of Salford (seems like a 'demotion'?) Wonder what happened there.
More samples.
Further samples.
Shelved UCU graphic/prop designs: UCU Panini sticker album.
Some samples below.
Grandiosa
Kjære, hva skal vi lage til middag?
Matbutikken:
No GREGGS for me forever.
A Norwegian detective fiction idea: a character called Børre Hyggelig, a policeman who always prioritises his own comfort instead of solving any case, but is able to carry on in his job with moderate success because the crimes always accidentally solve themselves and he can just claim credit.
What the fuck is Microsoft Copilot and why is it shit
Bloody Beaker folk. Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary in improvised rafts. My name is Keir Starmer of the UKIPs and I want the finest of Beaker folks to stay where they are, instead of coming here and teaching us how to drink water out of cups!
youtu.be/1cgeXd5kRDg?...
One of my (many) thoughts was: imagine having Crohn's disease / ulcerative colitis and being trans.
Just randomly found one of my old creations on the computer. Good times 😅
