the beatles having a song called "mean mr. mustard" is a joke id make about the Beatles

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Not interested in your trolling. I’d rather listen to music and dance.

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

If only Charlie Kirk had known this, before he met his swordsman.

Etsy popup saying “find out when items like this go on sale, use the Etsy app” and the item is a cool fat orange monster guy

I believe I will

we all know I have no life, so:

Area warlord fails to understand what the number one killer of soldiers has been in history

Fashion in full force at the SF Cherry Blossom Festival 2026 7/14 3 red Shibas on leashes wearing colorful Japanese robes

One of the Shibas in a beautiful green floral robe

Black and sesame Shiba in a blue Japanese robe. The Shiba is tall and slender and looks tres chic

there was a Shiba parade in San Francisco and all the shibas wore yukatas it’s too much

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Truthpoint was so good. I still think about the armored man

100% fisheye lens wedding video

Childbirth is so weird man. Like what do you mean you had that in there

I have seen Hot Rod at least a dozen times

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

I love that channel I learn so much

David Spade should be in the presidential line of succession. Not at the top, but at like #3. He's earned it, from all his years of laughs.

I am so fucking tired of waking up and reading about the latest massacre

I am so fucking sad that none of this surprises me anymore

this is it right here. AI violates Vonnegut's number 1 rule for writers: "Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted." AI shifts the burden of effort from the writer onto the reader/audience and that is unacceptable

Everything about this image is disturbing

The smiling-est corgi in the whole entire world

:D

Flula Borg would kill it on Taskmaster

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I once ordered a pizza at a gas station and it was taking too long and the guy working looked at me and said “have a fountain soda, on the house” and I thought this man must be the most powerful man in the state

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

wild way to open your pop song

And we have receipts. Jim Dolan's security team at Madison Square Garden surveilled this woman over the course of *years* and in the smallest detail ... because she was trans.

Superbloom

happy New Jessie Ware Album Day to all who celebrate open.spotify.com/prerelease/3...

this felt really nice to see for some reason

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally