Remember when the US press said thy were happy T*ump had won because ‘boring, serious governments’ don’t make good press or business?

Same here, apparently?

Puffer! Love it, like buffer?

Both on the same team here as well - thankfully

Two mini dachshunds lying next to and on top of (one and one) their human

They have a hard life

#DachshundSky

::big hug::

Dear Media:

Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass.

We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

😆

A stack of chinos in different colors.

Someone asked if I could tell them where to buy a pair of good chinos. In this thread, I will tell you, but my answer is not simple. On the upside, I think this is a better approach when shopping for clothes and you can apply it to any kind of item. 🧵

Remarkable capacity to do so while looking absolutely sure of himself. Pure confidence in his incompetence and ignorance.

A trashed envelope and receipt next to a sticker - that came inside - that says ‘please do not use door letter box. Dog chews the post’

The jokes write themselves

Exactly.

Leaked video from the yesterday’s mar-a-lago election night watch party ..

Crayyyyyyyyyzy

I cannot believe how many cat posts I see despite me actively not liking any, and conversely liking every single dog post o come across.

I even stopped liking Larry The Cat’s posts, the algorithm should have learnt by now 🫩

¡Vamos!

‘Gosh, I can’t believe the consequences of what I voted for are here for me, I thought they’d only be for those I dislike’

😆👏🏼

Gorgeous!

Dizzy Gillespie Big Band Goovin’ High record cover

Today’s find 🎼

York Minster, with spring sun hitting its front

Always great to see you, York.

The art of the (failed) deal?

Here’s to that 🤞🏼

Oh he means the sh*tshow created by the man he had dinner with and he said on his show was not too bad?

Introduced the kids to both Zoolander and Police Academy today.

I did rather poorly in the bonus round 🙃

One alien to the other as they see humans on the moon: "Remember, not a word about our vast oil reserves."

🎯

Todo es tan hitleriano con este tipo

He still is 🙃

Unlike re. the UK

Silver dapple mini dachshund curled up on a pouffy sofa

Hard day for the dachshund