Deleted the app

Maybe they don’t want TSA so another 9/11 happens?

Step down Chuckie. You’ve screwed us enough.

Maybe we can divide it up? Haters get half, lovers get half?

WaPo firings are to distract and minimize Epstein files. Possibly?

I got news a few hours ago that The Brewer’s Art has closed. What a big punch in the gut. My thoughts are with Volker, Steve, and the team. Big hugs!

Best investment I made!

Love it!

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Ohhh Lordy!

I swear it seems like Lamar is trying to get Harbaugh fired. Thoughts?

Maybe too much water?

I watched a special on pigeons last night that fascinating bit the most amazing thing I learned was that pigeons have milk glands inside their throats.

California will dispatch observers to watch DOJ’s election monitors U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Friday that the federal administration would deploy staff to evaluate California’s Nov. 4 redistricting election.

Watching the watchers. It would probably be a good idea to have watchers watching ICE too. Not sure that is fiscally possible though.

This made my evening! Thanks for sharing!

Trump Hotel above “Ball Room”

The Epstein Ballroom will have quick access to Trump Hotel above it. Gold escalators, multiple floors, best escalators ever!

Humpty Hump

Great name for a beer!

Probably too late but I highly recommend Kung Fu 12 in Timonium.

As far as I’m concerned if all the Rapture Enthusiasts went somewhere it would be a win win. They would be happy and the world would be better place without them.

The only downside I foresee is that you might have to deal with them.

I’m already pissed. What about free speech? It seems like the tide can only go one way. If South Park is next, I’m gonna be ultra mega pissed!!!

Fuck this Resist shit! We need more Revolt!

I don’t believe he is making fun of someone else’s hair and physical appearance. Wait…. Yes, I do.

TARRIFFS ON TEXAS!

Exclusive | The Onion Brought Back Its Print Edition. The Gamble Is Paying Off. Publications turn to the old-style products to appeal to nostalgic readers and stand out in a crowded digital-media landscape.

Some incredibly good news:

One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.

In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.

In short, it’s working.

So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.

So this guy yeast shows up at the party with some friends and they proceed to eat the sugar and piss alcohol, and even more friends show up and it gets really gassy.

Trump wants to get rid of mail-in ballots so he can intimidate voters with federal troops stationed at the polling stations.

Hard to scare people who can just quietly mail in their votes.

Protect mail-in voting at all cost.

Thanks for the actual information!

I don’t think someone was getting laid in the 90’s