First sip of this ice cold beer tastes a bit like go and hop on the tube into central London and get ripped off at a record store for world record store day 🫦

A series of cars parked on the pavement in London leaving very little room for pedestrians.

This drives me mad. As a penalty I should simply be allowed to slide across the bonnet of each and every car parked like this as a way to navigate the streets.

I'm right with you. So good

Can confirm Lidl’s new chocolate fudge cake slice for 59p is excellent. Not quite at the quality levels of their iconic brownie but a worthy addition to the bakery line up.

And yes, this is me attempting to post more.

Sigh. Time to scroll back.

I log on for the first time in like a month and the first post I see is you and Richard Tice

Copped tickets for Robyn at Hackney Empire 🔥

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

With the sun out I would just like to say I am going to thoroughly enjoy the swift mood transition in London from "life is miserable" to "we live in the best city on earth"

Was there for this. Mad to think it was a free concert too.

The combined Tory + Labour vote being LESS than what Labour polled at the last GE 💀

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Good morning

Clocking in to say the sun is STILL in the sky and it is LOVELY.

This Ratboys album, my god. Last Night, Mountains All That was one of my favourite releases of last year and the record has disappointed.

If you're a fan of Wednesday, The Beths, Momma and bands like that then is a must listen 🔥

Album of the year (Mandy, Indiana) dropping tomorrow by the way 👍

Tour — robyn

Stand by your beds! Robyn tour dates have dropped!! www.robyn.com/tour

Love Gaga and Tony Bennett - Cheek To Cheek 😍

Sending me that Harry Styles woke up one day and decided he wants to be James Murphy. Wonder what his Losing My Edge will sound like?

I fear "there are windmills all over europe….there are windmills all over the place….they are losers" is going to be on a loop in my head for the rest of the day. Truly unhinged.

That said, everyone should be able to enjoy a little bowl of angel delight as a treat if they wish

Every time I go to stop my healthy little detox and diet I remember that my Nectar 2025 recap told me I was in the top 5 for buyers of angel delight in all of New Cross x

How is it that a civilised four (*five) pints yesterday evening and being home by *8pm* results in me feeling this wretched?

Also seething that my coffee + banana have not saved me? Question now is will some fresh air save me?

Traitors has been excellent so far but just logging on to say I finished Pluribus today and it might be the best thing I've seen for years? I am GAGGING for season 2.

Unpopular view but I like these dropping now! Not a huge number of releases still to land before the new year and its nice to pick up stuff you missed to dive into over christmas

I was!! It was really amazing wasn't it 🥹

Truly my 🐐 !!

My top songs currently at a long list of around 155...might not even bother with that

A seriously strong year for music. This is where I'm at. Tweaks incoming but largely there.

My top 25 albums for 2025.

The return of Robyn is so exciting. Still think that Ally Pally gig in 2019 is probably in my top 5 gigs ever