So if he hadn’t been trying so hard to get Salvy to swing at crap, maybe he doesn’t throw that wild pitch. Salvy’s strategy worked out perfectly!

Hey, it works! #HeyHeyHeyHey

Bruno has just started howling at the top of the stairs. Does he know what’s coming in this game?

Double plays save lives!!

This team is driving me to an early grave.

Fun fact: I will be in KC all next weekend. Brunch, anyone?

They did it!!

I had a library book due today. Didn’t even start reading it until last night. Just returned it on time!

So far at knitting, I have scored two deviled eggs and a new knitted t-shirt.

Crap.

Well I just stepped in dog puke. How’s your day going?

Maybe it’s just a dogs whose names end in o thing.

How to piss off a pug at 3:40 am: realize he’s too close to the edge of the bed so nudge him over. I am a vicious monster for disturbing his slumber.

Look, Vin, I’ve got other shit to do tonight.

I thought that was gonna be fly out by Bobby.

Just do a dong, Isbel.

I turned my brain off for a second but then looked at the tv and saw the Royals had already let a damn better get to second and was fully annoyed at them before I remembered it’s Manfred who annoyed me there.

Of fucking course.

I half expected to hear that Patel had drunk himself into a stupor this weekend and had to be hospitalized.

Another one bites the dust.

I suggest matches should be kept far away from that discovery…

Yes, it does! Either Patel and his lawyers are completely delusional or they want the splash of a lawsuit knowing they’ll dismiss it before it gets to discovery.

Yep.

The fans still watching.

What has hit Cole Ragans? The Yankees.

Oh FFS.

Baseball is supposed to be fun.

Can I brag on my college? Dacie Moses House is such a unique, fun place. Though I only ever went to bake cookies there once or twice as I lived in college houses not dorms 3 of my 4 years, so I had my own kitchen.

And done!

Fun fact: I will be in KC all next weekend. Brunch, anyone?