I've only had Porter Martone for 11 games, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Porter Martone in a hat

2-0 Series lead coming back to Philly

Disgusting toilet water drinking team in a disgusting toilet water drinking city

Vladar getting his first shutout of the season in the playoffs is magical stuff man

Disgusting filthy penguins can't handle losing. Bunch of soft frail little babies

Kris LeTwat at it again

COOKED EM

The Flyers are so deep in the Pens heads oh my fucking God this is incredible

I forgot how much hate I had in my heart for Sidney Crosby holy shit

Come on Crosby drop the fucking gloves if you're gonna do that shit

Who up ready to kill a penguin

In a more just and beautiful society I'd be able to walk into a Modell's and purchase a Porter Martone shirsey (they've had them in stock since he signed his ELC). Instead I'll have to order one and wait 3-4 months for it to arrive

Cocky/distraught meter all the way to cocky

Hartnell is having so much fun making fun of the Penguins rn

Me celebrating on a zoom call during the bubble playoffs in 2020 (on NBC no big deal to me)

Bringing back as featured on NBC Swelly reaction to celebrate a Game 1 win

*covered in vomit and piss* never in doubt

I'm going to throw up

Travis Sanheim master class in baiting Crosby into taking a numbnuts penalty

PORTHER MARTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONI

SANHEIM

Oh no the flyers are on the power play

Malkin taking a dive after committing an obvious late hit is just the most pathetic loser made stuff you ever seen

Crosby is baby shit soft what a pathetic little infant

DICKS OUT FOR DRYSDALE

Send that dude into Ohio sheesh

Garnet Hathaway take a run at Crosby and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

THATS A FUCKING PENALTY ON CROSBY OH MY GOD FUCK OFF

The youths are learning their heritage (hit the penguins as hard as you physically can) and it's just so beautiful