LMFAO

good shit

when i was a kid, whenever i heard the radio host/dj say ok time to pay these bills and they go to an ad break, i thought they were literally leaving the radio station to go deliver checks

History does not repeat but it often rhymes. March 4th 1918 a soldier on a military base in Kansas got sick with what we now call the flu. Within days 522 other soldiers got sick with this flu. The flu pandemic became so bad that we still have it today, every year, We call it flu season.

No.

project hail mary was unexpectedly lighthearted and wholesome

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

bro cj HOOPING

my little mayo mama 🥰

her shampoo is my shampoo 🔥

with some lotion and pretend it’s mayo?? fire idea. thank you!!!

women want you to be faithful AND not annoying. that’s so wild to me

unfortunately her stool is our son’s stool smh

ahhh this inspired me to change her apple id photo to me

genius

taking her towel out of the bathroom during her shower and making her tell me she loves me before i give it back >>>>>> any of the above

i need to find new ways to annoy my lady. i’m open to suggestions.

had an auth header enabled for like half the day. had me thinking most of the internet was broken smh

Ah, yes. Its that time if year again. Morpin' time.

parents, the new mario movie is not good. prepare for boredom

mariah outta here

remember philly boss lady? lmao

copy. thanks

🤣

city boys up

which doc?