Everyone had us convinced Reagan was great, when we were kids. We got better. Well, some of us did.

I’m not gonna repost the dumb Trump healing pic that’s going around, but look at the winged figure behind him and tell me that isn’t Oderus Urungus.

It's clearly Oderus Urungus.

OK, aggressive botnet, I get it, you're looking for SQL injection vulnerabilities. I'm impressed by how many IP addresses you're using. They're so cute when they're young. *pats head*

Steve Vai - Teeth of the Hydra (Official Music Video) YouTube video by SteveVaiHimself

Having only two hands never stopped Steve Vai from playing guitar, bass, harp, and another guitar at the same time: youtu.be/46qjDJ0lLdE

buff drinklots

I wonder the same about Lowtax, but he had other things to feel guilty about.

Microsoft Office 365 had a big cloud outage earlier today.

Reminder.

As of today, I've been at my current job for exactly half my life. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Sinclair ZX81 or Timex Sinclair 1000 (pretty much the same thing). I had a borrowed ZX80 which was even worse. There were two Tandy Color Computers inbetween that and the borrowed PCjr.

I rewrote a script that took 21 hours to run and got it down to 71 minutes, and only one person in the world is going to care about it, but I'm still counting it as a win.

Unpopular take from a developer: all AI is a scam, all of it, and you should not use it for anything ever

Yup, we do still exist -- thank you for reminding people :)

We (Fark) do indeed still exist.

Things I did not expect to still have in my pocket when going through security at a Primus show. Oopsie!

(For the uninitiated, it’s a ten-gigabit ethernet fiber optic adapter)

so when do you get your hard drives back :p

Maybe the DC parade would’ve had more than 10k people show up if they’d offered everyone an extra hour in the ball pit

Always a good time when you discover a feature you should add to your work app (like support for a new image format), only to discover you already did it two years ago and just forgot

Happy First of May to all of us JoCo fans that celebrate outdoors.

The biggest surprise about the 4chan hack is that it took as long as it did — if they really hadn’t patched anything in a decade

The weather radio has started singing the song of its people.

Our turn soon (Lex)

Sling Orange

Brief Fark outage planned tonight after midnight ET (more likely 1 am ET) lasting up to an hour. It won't be for letting it all hang out.

We did a nerdy thing with our basement stairs.

Fark starts its 26th year today. Some of us have been doing this half our lives. I don't really know what to think of that.

Maybe "Super Bowl LIX" isn't the one to keep using roman numerals for.

The shirt would fit me better, this week anyway

What's the client side look like? The setup we use here doesn't need a streaming server, the AppleTV just talks SMB or NFS directly to the NAS. Much simpler, but doesn't work for everyone's use case.