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I love that movie so much that it…

It’s astounding because Republicans are more likely to believe in stereotypes. The stereotypical pedo looks like the stereotypical republican, not a drag queen or one of those incels that all seem to still be going through puberty in their 30s.

I mean, let’s put that in perspective. That’s like convincing their voter base to vote for Jeffrey Dahmer while simultaneously convincing them that all mimes are cannibals and should be banned from all grocery stores and restaurants. It’s insane.

I find it fascinating the Republican Party convinced their voters to vote for pedophiles. They convinced them an orange guy that partied with Epstein and watched 14-year-olds undress at his creepy pageants isn’t a pedophile, and that instead drag queens and trans people are. That’s crazy.

Love, That Little Band From Texas !🎸🎶♥️🎯🎉🎊🕶🥁🧰⚠️🔞♋️‼️☑️

I’m thinking like one or two or three of those Zillamorph offspring burst from his tail and started living in the sewers and started multiplying like crazy. Who doesn’t love radioactive sewer mutants rising up and causing mayhem. The script literally writes itself. Come on Toho.

Personally, I think it would only work if shin Godzilla became more stable as a result of the blood coagulant. Putting the entire existential threat to humanity on the offspring. And then they need shin Godzilla to destroy his swarming offspring.

Shin Godzilla vs the Offspring/Zilamorphs. The premise was pretty much outlined at the end. Just takes one of those demonic hell spawn things bursting out of his tail before the coagulant took hold. Have Godzilla evolve his way out of suspended animation.

I’ll see myself out…

What the actual fuck….

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

Who knew that their old semi cardboard dough recipe was a viable replacement for asphalt. And the mozzarella cheese acts just like tar. Hell if McDonald’s uses their french fries as insulation, we might be able to fix all of our crumbling infrastructure.

Translation: “Memo to reality based media-the only time I'll ever actually be concerned about the facts you write is clearly right now as I tweet about it. Keep talking,it means I drink exactly what I should be drinking. No amount of facts will deter me from failing to catch the criminals you love.”

The Republican Party is like an onion. 🧅

Here’s an imperfect diagram. I wanted each group separated into concentric layers but unfortunately, Gemini segmented some of the groups and put multiple groups in the same layer. But you can kind of get the general idea. I’ll upload a better one when I can.

You’d figure these people would be funner with how much they like to party, but no.

noticing a theme

Drunk snowflake Kash is still crying.

Pray with me: “Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin plane!”

Oops, wrong Samuel L Jackson movie quote.🐍🐍✈️

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Thank goodness he’s okay. He’s one of my favorite comedians and Gene is an icon.

Eugene Mirman smiling and wearing a black t-shirt, with his right wrist bandaged and right middle finger bandaged. He holds a drawing with cursive font that reads “Life is an adventure”. The drawing shows a coastal town at sunset with a lighthouse and boats sailing on the water.

Good news: Eugene Mirman, aka Eugene from Flight of the Conchords and Gene in Bob’s Burgers, is okay after his accident. Also, the drawing he’s holding is incredibly OFMD coded. 🥰🌅

Pray with me: “Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”

Goddamn typos.

Pray with me: “Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?”

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Fox News’s mandatory court appointed liberal

Absolutely. I disagreed with him on some issues like extending the Bush tax guts and some other things I wish you had pursued more boldly. Notice, I literally have to nitpick to find anything iffy about his presidency. That’s how much better than Trump he was. I miss having a professional president.

Chuck Fuck Schumer!!!!

Chuck Schumer. Chris Coons. Catherine Cortez-Masto. Kirsten Gillibrand. Richard Blumenthal. John Fetterman. Jacky Rosen. They voted to give Israel more weapons and bulldozers to murder people.

You are an embarrassment to the American people. #FreePalestine #FreeIran #FreeLebanon #BlocktheBombs

People asked how we got here, check out the drawing...