“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

How many polygonal kids did he kill today?

I'm willing to trade. You can go to work for me here in Denver and I'll go to the game in Ottawa for you. You can crash at my place, I'll throw on clean sheets

It's Schrödinger's penalty

Everyone but the NHL Rules Committee

Alan, just move there. They won't extradite you. And you can get real close to Brian Singer

Nice reverse Patrick Stefan there, Quinn

Yeah, bud. Don't worry, the puck is rolling wide. You can trust a puck on edge to follow a definite path

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Average Libertarian

Stan. Whatever

The SA Cover Up Cup

Sam Bowman clinches the "no" for me. Will reassess after he's gone

It's way too "reaffirms my priors" about the man. Which means it will be simply believed by so many on the left/center left as if they were in the room themselves

Quinn Hughes with the reverse Patrick Stefan there

Hopefully this means the death of this fucking chant at the CTC

That's both believable and not a thing I'm going to bank on being true

Brock Faber wearing glasses, sinisterly

I like that the photo ESPN uses for Brock Faber looks like a disguise Matt Damon's Tom Ripley would use to get access to a chemical weapons lab

Sensppuku

We may not all survive to Game 4

Even SCIENCE! says so

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Remember when this guy was getting healthy scratched every other game?

Challenge again

Lockedinus Ullmark

I'm pretty sure Brady is gonna be sent to the box before puck drop on general principle

MATT DUCHENE I COULD KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH

What are they gonna do? Assess a penalty to start the next game?

Challenge anyway

Timmy's scoring 100 in game 3