There’s literally one on the chair next to me in the office. No memo here

What you need is a Mr Benn-type dressing up box, so you can appear as a different character each time.

Once I came home from work and Ed from the Chemical Brothers was in my living room. True story #totp

When your children don’t believe you performed on #totp

Glad to have you here for a bit

I thought about going back, had a brief look and it suggested I follow Tommy Robinson. I’ve deleted the whole thing now. Don’t miss it.

She’s filing her nails while they’re dragging the lake.

Generation X and The Pretenders in the bar after #scenes #totp

It’s the lip curling thing. But fair play to him - you’d never have picked him out then to be a big success in America

Always terrible at miming but what a beautiful man #totp

Billie, TLC and these backing dancers all doing dresses/skirts over trousers. Loved that 90s look #totp

I was once in room with Dane Bowers. He was evidence that the camera adds pounds. Much slimmer and better looking IRL #totp

All the 90s hair dos in one band #totp

That’s so lovely. We can both raise a daff to our mums when they come up xx

Im all about the daffodils in Feb. My much missed mum always loved seeing them appear.

Jagger looking fucked up and iconic at the same time #totp

@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social immense

I’m hoping that’s the case

They didn’t show it. I’m gutted. I can only assume she either threw a massive strop or burst into tears.

@cupiedoll.bsky.social @khorsey.bsky.social

I’ve populated my commute this year with your recommendations 😊

I watched about 20 mins and decided it was annoying me and couldn’t decide why. But it was exactly this.

I don’t want yellow sticker food tomorrow

So much thought and time poured into something so ugly

Three times if you go up to 11

Don’t be. He made us laugh and that’s a big loss right.

Ah. That’s a blow for Epsom on Tripadvisor

Where did this crime take place?

Mesmerising