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Posts by kyle hyde maple butter

Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!

Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.

Goku: Wow.

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ok i cant say im surprised about that specifically but it did feel crazy to happen to tune into stream like 10 minutes early, something i never do, and then it was announced it was cancelled right as i did

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no way the supercruise got cancelled

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i love katamari.... the item descriptions in damacy are so cute and charming in a way i don't see very often

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dates may be the best fruit on planet earth. it's date summer

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Pleather headphones disintegrating into Bullshit as we speak

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anyway fh does check all the boxes of like, libertarian hypercapitalist city with lots of crime and advanced cybernetics that you end up calling Mods. or like the overarching antagonist being a weapons supplier partnered with the us government. someone smarter than me could articulate this better

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One time i tried to read a miles morales run and in the middle of it there was a random chapter where he fought a dragon

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Calling it cyberpunk feels a bit misleading because it introduces itself immediately as a "superhero" setting but it's functionally cyberpunk with just superhero vocabulary. reading american superhero comics you very quickly realize they're all high fantasy wearing a big jacket called new york city

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[trying to make it sound appealing to cool people] it's like a text-based cyberpunk eroge and you play as the most neurotic person on planet earth

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i miss fallen hero a little bit. i wish more people knew it existed

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guy who says his hobby is literature but he's referring to peer-reviewed studies published in prestigious scientific magazines

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i wish there was a button to explode all letterboxd reviews that are just lines from the movie

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Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

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unironically i could probably write an essay on this but it'd probably just be for myself. my poor friends have heard enough of me complaining about it for the next lifetime

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over all: i enjoyed parts of it but i don't think i'd recommend this game to anyone unless they were already a diehard runefactory fan, and even then i would temper your expectations severely. i didn't even play with sound 90% of the time since the barks were too much for me...

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it was very interesting to play this right after playing mistria because they feel like such stark inverses of each other in almost every aspect. i have mixed opinions on both but in opposite directions basically

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i think there's a lot of good ideas in it that get buried under bad execution. there are also some ideas that i wish were better in the first place but like there's potential in it is my point

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finished the (rather short) rf5 msq. i still have the same thoughts i had at the start of the game which is that it's really messy and i'm surprised it even got shipped out like this, but despite all of that i don't hate this game in the slightest

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Tumblr post from paper-mario-wiki: "if you dont like the trash pokemon and the keys pokemon and the ice cream pokemon fuck you"

Tumblr post from paper-mario-wiki: "if you dont like the trash pokemon and the keys pokemon and the ice cream pokemon fuck you"

posted this in 2019 and i stand by it

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i wish i had a screenshot of the pjackk post where someone watermarked their dog to keep from him turning it to mustard gravy but he just cropped the picture slightly and posted it anyway

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most iconic pjackk post. to me.

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did not realize The Avalanches's album Wildflower is turning 10 this year because i listened to it 10 years ago thinking it was already 10 years old then

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physically stopping myself from turningthis into a rant against the world Anyway i tuned this thing completely wrong i have to go redo it because i didnt look up what notes the strings are actually supposed to be. My beautiful dogshit

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when will they make guitars for a motherfucker with hands only about 6 inches long total. Do NOT say ukulele

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i shoudl probably abstain until i get a new computer because i cant even draw and watch youtube videos at the same time without it lagging LOL its ok maybe 6.0 will be my year

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ive had the 1st version of csp for most of the past decade and i keep seeing posts about people upgrading but i imagine moving my 500 brush files and close my eyes

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We need to go back in time and stop genshin impact from existing I can't take it

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