Fine Young Cannibals

One of the best blogs of the golden age of blogging

Up there with The Sea is Dope and Caity Weaver's endless TGI Friday's apps

It's bahn mi, right?
Made a few dozen sliders for the last Hawks regular season game, chicken and tofu. But I can't wrap my head around making a 12 foot version.
I've got until the summer solstice party to figure it out!

Jesus that sounds equally painful and exhilarating

(me trying to manifest)
Jolleen gonna turn this season's vibes around

Jnco shorts

Single Wing listeners seem more like a Minesweeper crowd

Brittney, I'm going to request your office come reset my flatware and utensils daily so they are all precisely 90 degrees. Thrice daily.

You mentioned it for sure, but I don't remember a full breakdown

Sunday Midge coming down

Drain Hooverville's kegs so we can find and kill Humpy

Was just as fun in person because there were a TON of sad Stros fans there in person

Someone bought me a jager/Iron Bru drop shot in Inverness and I've never been the same

Mystery, Alaska. Didn't really like the movie all that much but our friends were big hockey fans and it sure beat pre-calc at 8 am.

But enough about the Jets secondary.

Dustin Ackley

The bar is for drinking

What can I say, my father had a habit of acquiring free games from his bar friends, go figure why they kept pawning them off on him.

Ours was much older and came from a women's reformatory. The stories that thing could have told must have been something else.

Had a shuffleboard bowling machine growing up. One of the most insane arcade games ever built.

We have an indoor bocce bar in Seattle. Not sure how they haven't had a civil suit yet.

More Bsky, less X thanks!!!!

My hot take about ballpark food is that teams should spend more time making their hot dogs better and less time with this. If I want braised beef short rib, I sure as hell ain't ordering it at Wrigley Field.

Shorsey rewatch next? I'm infatuated.

You da problem, yo

Hulk Hands!

The 2020 "bye and bye" episode was a personal fave. Listened to it many times over the hiatus. Perfect sign off.

Artemis 2 reaches 252,000 miles from Earth, the second-farthest any man-made object has ever gone, just short of the baseball Albert Pujols hit off Brad Lidge in 2005.

Dawn is the GOAT

Safe travels, Laz! Hope our city treated you well!