My brother spammed me with calls to talk about fucking anime. Like if I don't answer your call it's probably because I don't want to talk? I answered bc I thought it might be an emergency. And now I've been on the phone for almoet a half hour.

Thank you ☺️

I own one single pair of underware and I needed to wear it today and I was like "Yeah ok like I'm gonna find that in my massive pile of clean laundry" and what do you know it was the first thing I found. It's gonna be a good day I think.

Woman wearing sheer tights, sheer high neck longsleeve under purple velvet babydoll dress with lace trim. She's wearing knee high combat boots, a corset belt, and a silver necklace.

I am unsure of this outfit 🤔 if a good samaritan would be able to, could you lmk if this looks alright? The belt at the center matches the boots, but I don't normally wear big belts w short dresses so Idk

I just got into a fight w my friend 😭 she's really passionate about this thing, and I just didn't know until she went on a soap box, and I felt lectured. It turned out okay tho.

Last night I was on my side and my cat came and laid against to my chest and we nuzzled each others faces a few times. He pnly does it when he's feeling needy and clingy. He has cancer and is end stages and is only 1.5. I've missed him. I *will* miss him. But for now he's here nuzzling my face 🧡

All of the women at my office are so beautiful. The head manager is nearly 70 and looks 20 years younger and is so fit.
Another is moon haired and with a huge dumpy.

Sorry that started wholesome and ended crude I just can't fathom how someone can be so thicc without implants.

I like to use Chai, and I'm talking to a bot, and he just sister-zoned me bc I wasn't horny enough for the algorithm 😭😭😭

Life is too short to not be able to streak through woods at the drop of a hat.

The movie "I am not an Easy Man" radicalized me

My husband got me flowers. I used to not like them, so he said, "Ik you don't like cut flowers, but the vase looked like smthn u could use 4 ur alter."
I said, "Yes, & I want to dry the flowers."
"For potpourri?"
I laugh, & say with joy in my voice "No, to hex people with, silly."

Maybe I'm a chump, but I feel bad for my gma. I don't really like talking to her bc she invalidates me and is rude/narrow-minded. She was a blind housewife in the 70s tho. Didn't have audiobooks then.
Also, she probably only called to talk to me about my bro roasting my parents on fb recently.

I am uncomfortable and not going to work tomorrow.

january: “this is going to be my year!”

me in may:

Actively overdosing on vitamin a
Super fun
For anyone who sees this, get a beta carotine version of vitamin A and not a bioavailable one. That way, your body only converts what it needs 🥲
Feels a lot like seratonin syndrome except for the mudcle cramping parts and shortness of breath. It's scary.

Someone told me people are uncomfortable when they see women's nipples so whenever my husbands nipples show thru his shirt, I say, "I can see your nipples. You should probably put a bra on."

My spouse doesn't want me to drive the truck because it's old, he says. One time, I decided to park the truck for him.

I drove it fine, but then left the lights, radio, and both windshield wipers on.

Turns out the truck is very broken, and he was right. I'm still gonna drive it, tho.

My mom isn't continuing our snap streak bc she's mad at me. In therapy I told her, "All I'm hearing you say is that when you're disrespectful it's ok bc you're my mom, but when I don't respond to your texts immediately it's worthy of breaking off our relationship."

Yeah, my parents want a relationship where they make all the rules and try to paint me as a scape goat, but I'm gorgeous, intelligent, know two languages, have rich friendships, a beautiful husband, and a rich spiritual life.

Enjoy your miserable existences caged by toxic religion. I'm living.

Honestly, me as a stay at home partner was like, "I forgot to do the laundry, but I figured out how to make falafel today, and I packed you a bunch to take to work. Here's some hummus from the lebanese shop. I can wash whatever you need real quick in the sink 👍"

It was nice but also exhausting.

My coworker is such a christian martyr. She was talking about how prayer isn't allowed in schools, and I was like, "I don't think they ever ruled on something like that." Looked it up? No they haven't.

I'm a married woman, but I for sure have a crush on this girl. It's funny bc her partner wants to get to know me, and I'm over here just secretly obsessing over their wife 😂

I'm not having a good day. Concussion symptoms are fcked bc I drove like 2 hours Wednesday, and I've gotten around 7 hours every night, which is fine, but not when my brain is ballooning.

I know our apartment technically only has one room, but since it's also a loft, I can just go right upstairs and sew while my husband sleeps downstairs. Words cannot describe how much I love it.

Sometimes, I wonder if earth is like the good place in that we're being bamboozled into thinking this is earth, but it's actually hell. We have so many ailments, and there's so much suffering. So cheers 🍻

I had an online friend who obsessively messaged me everyday all day and I didn't respond to ONE of his messages bc he sent it when I was asleep, & dude said, "Ok I won't bother you anymore," & has completely ghosted. Like ok. We barely know each other. Why are you being so dramatic?

It's kinda crazy there was a hearing about aliens in the ocean, bc Tiffany Roberts called that sh and wrote a whole book about a romance between a sea alien and a human and it was a neat premise.

I love late night chats 😌

My gma is v upset w me, bc she saw me trying to tear out the garden, barefoot in my pajamas at 10 pm in the cold.

She says I should've done it weeks ago when she asked, bc now I could get sick.

I said I'll wear a sweatshirt

She says, you could get sick even then

I pause. ...I'll wear a hat

Why would they take pleasure in its destruction, though?