New career plan is to develop an app of some kind, perhaps a social media platform, whose users then drive me to catatonic madness

Un fucking believable that I have to go to work every day

This image shows a person sitting on a bench seat inside a train or subway car, holding a large, fluffy dog on their lap. The dog has a thick, light gray to tan coat with a darker face, and its tongue is hanging out as it appears happily panting. The person is wearing a red jacket and blue jeans. The dog's leash is visible, and the person's hand is gently holding it. The window by their side lets in natural light, and blurred passengers can be seen seated further along the train.

Has science gone too far?

#GoneTooFar

Louise Lucas

“Fate is like a sword. Only useful to those who know how to wield it.”

HR wants to have another “chat” about my aura

while teamsters and UAW get a lot of attention i feel like people miss out that the average working class person in the US today is (1) a woman and (2) working a service job

ICE detained more than 70 Minnesota children, data reveals Immigration officials detained more than 70 Minnesota children between Dec. 1 and March 10, a Sahan analysis of court records and federal deportation data shows.

Pulitzer-worthy reporting here from Minnesota immigrant news @sahanjournal.bsky.social.

70+ children detained during Operation MetroSurge.

30 sent to Dilley. Two dozen held >20 days, a Flores violation.

7 still detained as of March 10. ~20 have been deported.
sahanjournal.com/immigration/...

*Violently flipping through the newspaper* There's nothing in here about it! Nothing!

you: "i wish the government would seize control of industry"

satan:

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Katsuya Terada

Katsuya Terada

"Spirit failing, in desperate need of rescue" what is this a newspaper or my therapist's notepad? Eyooooo

Every system that was regulated, either explicitly or implicitly, by the fact that they were effortful for humans (letters of recommendation, government filings, essays, or, as this paper finds, lawsuits) will break under a wave of AI.

Astronaut Michael Collins one week before the launch of Apollo 11 holding a coffee cup in the parking lot at NASA. The VW Beetle behind him is his car

this is the first instance of Michael Collinsposting you've gotten from me on here... and it ain't your last

Steve Martin in The Three Amigos, holding a bullet and saying "Oh great! Real bullets!"

Republicans right now

I'm pro this because I think it's what would finally get Dems off their ass and get DC statehood

Round earthen mounds surrounded by mist i a grassy field, with forest behind.

Ancient burial mounds emerging from the morning mist, last week near the Mississippi River in Minnesota.

My most “boomer” opinion is that delivery apps suck and that restaurants that do their own in-house delivery are better in every conceivable way.

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

annotating the periodic table to show which elements are naturally ticklish

Orange light on cliffs.

First sunlight on ancient gneiss rock formations by Loch Shieldaig.

I would guess that for those of us really old enough to have watched both Lebron and Jordan it's like 80-20 Jordan is the GOAT.

My only baseball opinion is that every team should have to live in a house together and sleep in one big bed

Frog has just torn a bunch of pages from Toad's calendar. The calendar now reads "April". From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Frog tore off the April page too.

I would say every person living between the Mediterranean and the Jordan has the right to be governed by a sovereign government for which they have the right to vote. I am agnostic on whether that takes the form of one state, two, or a confederation. It is clear who has that right and who does not.

Please turn down your music well before I come over. I can tell when someone's been enjoying loud music and I can hear it in the furnishings