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Posts by Matthew

Always mindful of what music is playing at take off and landing for when air crash investigators find my remains, I don't want anything too embarrassing

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At least it gave us an alltimer Neville noise

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Simons celebrating his goal like he'd won Spurs the Champions League only for Brighton to equalise in 90+5

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Considering the EFL love making our first home game being against a newly relegated side, you can put your life savings on Preston v Tottenham being the first Championship game next season

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Normally would be put on gardening leave but that would trigger Max rage quitting the sport, yes they're fucked

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Best of or Greatest Hits albums don't count Finn

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Only Preston can welcome potential new owners to the stadium by starting 4 centre backs and 2 wingbacks

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Paul Heckingbottom > Tetanyahu

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First half against Leicester summarised

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Their voters all drive crossovers and live out in the suburbs and countryside not that surprising

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Today was the first time since I turned 30 that I got ID'd. Morale boost for the rest of the day

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Initial investigation into Scott Mills is that he met his partner just the wrong side of the 'half your age plus 7' rule

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Kimi probably won this race even without the safety car, Russell having a generational stinker #JapaneseGP

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Wales knocked out of playoffs on penalties at home again

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Is there anything Chappell Roan actually likes though?

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Tetanyahu discovering spending 20 minutes in your own penalty box isn't a great idea

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Finally played a team even more shit than we are

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Weegie Catholics, many such cases

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Every few years a channel tries making this a *thing* in the UK (usually ITV) and it's always awful

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Crofty yapping about Colapinto and Sainz on their lap *after* the race someone at Sky please put us out of our misery #ChineseGP

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I shudder at the thought of the sort of gays ITV2 will uncover

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There needs to be an age restriction on those scan and go devices in supermarkets. Aisles even more blocked with boomers faffing around with them

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They probably only found out about it from somebody's train from Euston being diverted or cancelled

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Taken the BBC a good 6 hours to realise it's not just a small shop fire that got put out hours ago as well

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Hopefully at least the catalyst to banning vape shops

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Adding a progression system only for everything to be wiped in less than a fortnight is certainly a game design decision of all time

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It's compensating for all those home draws against bricklayers you get in domestic cups

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One day they'll learn to not keep jumping in and out of F1

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