Always mindful of what music is playing at take off and landing for when air crash investigators find my remains, I don't want anything too embarrassing

At least it gave us an alltimer Neville noise

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Simons celebrating his goal like he'd won Spurs the Champions League only for Brighton to equalise in 90+5

Considering the EFL love making our first home game being against a newly relegated side, you can put your life savings on Preston v Tottenham being the first Championship game next season

Normally would be put on gardening leave but that would trigger Max rage quitting the sport, yes they're fucked

Best of or Greatest Hits albums don't count Finn

Only Preston can welcome potential new owners to the stadium by starting 4 centre backs and 2 wingbacks

Paul Heckingbottom > Tetanyahu

First half against Leicester summarised

Their voters all drive crossovers and live out in the suburbs and countryside not that surprising

Today was the first time since I turned 30 that I got ID'd. Morale boost for the rest of the day

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Initial investigation into Scott Mills is that he met his partner just the wrong side of the 'half your age plus 7' rule

Kimi probably won this race even without the safety car, Russell having a generational stinker #JapaneseGP

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Wales knocked out of playoffs on penalties at home again

Is there anything Chappell Roan actually likes though?

Tetanyahu discovering spending 20 minutes in your own penalty box isn't a great idea

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Finally played a team even more shit than we are

Weegie Catholics, many such cases

Every few years a channel tries making this a *thing* in the UK (usually ITV) and it's always awful

Crofty yapping about Colapinto and Sainz on their lap *after* the race someone at Sky please put us out of our misery #ChineseGP

I shudder at the thought of the sort of gays ITV2 will uncover

There needs to be an age restriction on those scan and go devices in supermarkets. Aisles even more blocked with boomers faffing around with them

They probably only found out about it from somebody's train from Euston being diverted or cancelled

Taken the BBC a good 6 hours to realise it's not just a small shop fire that got put out hours ago as well

Hopefully at least the catalyst to banning vape shops

Adding a progression system only for everything to be wiped in less than a fortnight is certainly a game design decision of all time

It's compensating for all those home draws against bricklayers you get in domestic cups

One day they'll learn to not keep jumping in and out of F1