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Posts by Brian Dermody

I had limited interactions with her, but she seemed to be playing the cards she was dealt as best as she could. She knew how she got there, but I never saw her act like she was better than the other women in the back.

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Brooke is on that HGTV show with some Drew Lachey-level celebrities. That says to me she's (still) easy to work with and game for anything, since there are 50 people at least as recognizable they didn't go out to. Good for her, she'll be on TV as long as she wants (see also: Fatone, Joseph).

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Aw man, I can’t believe this is how I found out.

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Picked up breakfast at a nearby bagel spot a few years back. The guy asked, “You got a hangover, boss?”
“No, I just… look like this.”

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I can’t imagine doing that on purpose but I suppose living in that world* that long will warp any perception you walked in with.

*The “Night at the Museum” universe

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We need a runner that every Columbo from 1951 through about 1999 endeavors to outwit a preening tennis pro turned art thief (Louis Nye).

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Also when did the kid from "Zombie Nightmare" turn into yassified Peter Brady?

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Shawn Levy on AI, "You'll have it, and you'll love it." #MST3k

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🎵 NOR
NOR
NORTORIOUS🎵

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I feel this deeply. Earlier this evening I said to myself, "I gotta make dinner, this Expos rebuild can wait until after she goes to bed."

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Paul Rudd wincing at the sight of nude Tayne.

Paul Rudd wincing at the sight of nude Tayne.

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Comedy is now legal

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It’s the only storyline powerful enough to make an Iraqi colonel out of a famous Iranian.

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Because he hasn’t
- Moved to Russia
- Been arrested for hitting a child with a crowbar or truck
- Accepted a cabinet-level position with the administration that puts him in charge of dairy farmers, toxic waste and CNN.

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The logical conclusion is Dude Wipes Bathtowels presents: MeatSlappRs; Big Jake vs Beef Plant II, for custody of an NFT of the purple hat, powered by Xtreme Touchbutt.

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Me, rubbing my sporadic freelance writing gigs in Doug Herzog’s face.

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“Have you guys heard about the beautiful butch Boston crime reporter” is the kind of story I would assign if I ran the Times, this is how we heal

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"Thus Solomon finished the house of the Lord, and the king's house...

- Great house. A really good house.

"... and all that came into Solomon's heart to make in the house of the Lord, and in his own house, he prosperously effected..."

- Effected the hell out of it, like nobody’s ever seen before.

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That's where the good stuff is gonna be, honaaaaay.

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Aaaaaah my hole!

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For a moment there I thought you meant Abrams.

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Surprise!

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Your presence is an endorsement, even if you wear a saucy little pocket square to voice your objection, like Niles Crane penning a strongly worded op-ed about the rise of screw top wine for Vinters Monthky

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That same thing has happened to me as collateral damage between Viacom and a promotion we were working with. Several times, at least one of our partners and probably more than one if I thought about it long enough.

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On the downtown E train in Manhattan I was sure I saw Aparna Nancherla, who rules. i think we have mutual friends. But I know I’m an awkward introvert and it’s fair to say that’s her persona anyway, so I left her alone and asked if it was her later on Twitter. It was.

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Only 3 years another $9.5 million more until they can unveil a robot that gives the thumbs up as it's being stretchered away.

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Batman breaks a shotgun and says: "Transphobia is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Batman breaks a shotgun and says: "Transphobia is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Remember, when discussing Caitlyn Jenner, it's still "she." As in "SHE's a vile piece of shit who is absolutely reaping what SHE sowed. Wow, the leopards really are eating HER face."

Make fun of the fascist. Don't sink to the fascist's level.

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You say neato
Check your libido
And investigate an incident with service in one of your reginos.

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“Graceland” about to drop as well, and become the soundtrack to every white Baby Boomer divorce since.

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