a man in a suit is standing in a field of grass ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a field of grass

u mean verbally, right?

had the worst dreams ever last night. Incredibly realistic pregnancy dream, complete with alive parents, family home & supportive family

Hate my fucking brain 🫤

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

she say's she's posting "bulge" but this bitch is BOYMODING CAMELTOE 🤣😂🤣

SOUND THE ALARM

my two gworls right now 🥰

An edit of the 2501st XKCD comic. Two characters are talking; the first one says, "Knowing which musicians are transgender is second nature to us transfems, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows Wendy Carlos, SOPHIE, and Kim Petras." The second character responds: "And Kurt Cobain, of course." The first character agrees: "Of course." Below the comic panel is the tagline: "Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field."

Good morning

i refuse to acknowledge monkey monday!

I told her this at 2am in bed, because I knew it would enrage her. Then I giggled about it 😈

This is simply not true. Labour didn’t have to go right. They *chose* to go right. The big majority was a chance to reset everything back to sanity. Starmer chose the mad, bigoted, ignorant and dishonest route instead.

stop shaming my use of words 😅

you dont deserve internet access

anyway, i regret to say i'm still batting 0 on "kills a person with my fantastic breasts" 🥲

Earlier I flashed Casey my boobs (usual technique, walked in, not wearing bra, lifted shirt, waited) 😅
Except she was too invested in watching her movie, so it took like 30 seconds & me saying "baby" till she realised...

then she jumped out of her seat like someone had electrocuted her, lmfao

werewolves are inherently erotic, they represent a suppressed inner appetite that is viewed as monstrous. you don’t have to cross any particular line to get there

I've had some friends suggest that there was plausible deniability for people who used to work at Palantir who thought at the time it was just another tech company. I always found that hard to believe as it was always creepy and cultish. But after this... anyone still working there...

a sad little binky at the foot of the bed

Binky is always too full of food after breakfast to jump back onto the bed so she just goes to the bottom and does this until she gets uppies

Oh no, Lucario ate a bee

youtu.be/TdbO0uldDRs?...

The New Yorker, "Wondering why people are pining for old technologies - CD players, VCRs, Walkmans. What's behind our longing for inconvenience?"

Inconvenience? I just had to dig seven pages deep to find the unsubscribe for one of the four TV subscriptions I need, I'm measured & optimized against in my supermarket, lamps, music, games, and travel. Every service I love gets enshittified to buy billionaires yachts worth 100 times my house.

many of u on here

what do you mean theres just a stone called that?!! 😅

ahhhh thats great! I found there are a few crafty knitting & sewing groups in Dundee and I might kick my own arse to go to them just to make myself be social at the very least ☺️

Supriya Ganesh Questioned Gender After Immigrating To U.S. | HuffPost Entertainment In an essay for “Vulture,” Ganesh opened up about conforming to notions of Western, white beauty standards before finding her queer community.

Transphobia should be opposed simply because it's awful for trans people. But if you need another reason, the way Black and Brown cis women are dehumanized and demeaned by transphobes is absolutely vile.

www.huffpost.com/entry/the-pi...

you cant use those words yer a millenial

if dogs & cats could speak 99% of the words said would be "food" and cats would tell you to "fuck off"

you were always pretty bby 🥰

excuse you, i demand some credit

i dont know why i got defensively northern about this 🤣

DEFINITION: SLANG TERM FOR SOMEONE WHO IS TRANS BUT DOESN'T KNOW IT YET EGG CLOSET-CODED UNHATCHED SKIRTCURIOUS IT'S GAME TIME! THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF WOKE IDENTITY TERMS *THE BIG WEEKEND SHOW+

sry for fox news posting but this is sending me