he knewwww i could not get him as long as he stayed under that porch and he was SMIRKING about it 😒

wait i was cooking with this one

anyway, yearly life update: i'm blonde now, jasper got outside and was really smug about it, i'm wildly in love with my partner, and i greatly desire a hot dog

did they make this site good yet or should i check in again next year?

seattle tonight you little degenerates <3

on the other hand, HMM portland 😬

what the fricken heck is that my exciting!!excellent!! shirt 🤨

don't listen to her she is 2.8 apples tall

"go outside, eleanor" they said
"it's good for you, eleanor" they said

ngl face card is going crazy on this one

i went outside btw

i didn't even have a deck before tour, i'm just goated 💅

girl who is undefeated

pink :3

the city of seattle will pay for what its rain has done to my bangs

aw thank you so much :) if yr free you and yumi should come to the portland show tomorrow!

me too me too!!

tour day 1 fit :)

wtf ☹️

i finally figured out whether or not they're amphibians

haha noooo don't stay home from my show on sunday you're so sexy ahh...

yeah and yr the one i'm trying to trap 🥺

the lil bunny in my pfp is named after that kitty, my beloved Puar 🥺

bluesky simply doesn't appreciate a good thirst trap the way twitter does :////

or possibly a tba place in NJ

if you stomach coming to philadelphia in july you can change that!!!

GIVING YOU A PICTURE OF TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS SEEMED LIKE A SWEET THING TO DO OK

already planning out my next @arentweamphibians.bsky.social tattoo because obviously if i got one to commemorate the last tour i HAVE to get one to commemorate this one too

i *might* flip long drive and good news depending on the day, but this is THE ranking

i grew up getting my drinking water by filling up 10 gallon jugs from a rusty pipe jutting out of a hill next to the highway, it was delicious, and i turned out FINE