@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Tied for 4th in the NL and he’s done it in 27 at-bats lol

Dalton Rushing is tied for 4th in the National League with 7 home runs.

He’s had 27 at bats lol

The movement on that baseball is insane

What a ridiculous time to be alive

BREAKING: Victor Wembanyama becomes the youngest player in NBA history to win Defensive Player of the Year 👽



The 22-year-old also becomes the first unanimous winner.

Except for those 2 times they made the playoffs since then (and won 2 series)

Statement from The Atlantic:

Congrats Mr. Onion!

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

The 49ers and 12-time Pro Bowl Trent Williams have an agreement, Elite Loyalty Sports announces.

The firm reports it's a two-year, $50 million deal that includes $37M fully guaranteed, including a $22M signing bonus.

Average margin of victory through 8 NBA Playoff games: 16.9 points

😭😭😭

Sabres trailed 2-0 with 8:00 left. They’re now up 4-2.

Mattias Samuelsson gives the Sabres a 3-2 lead

Vibes are immaculate in Buffalo right now

Lightning struck twice

Mason Miller this season: 27 strikeouts, 38 batters faced

That 71.1% strikeout rate is the highest by a pitcher in his first 11 appearances of a season since at least 1900

Longest scoreless IP streaks, Padres history:
 
2006 Cla Meredith: 33 2/3
2025-26 Mason Miller: 32 2/3 *active
1980 Randy Jones: 30
1988 Mark W. Davis: 27 2/3
1970 Dave A. Roberts: 27 2/3

h/t @EliasSports

Thunder 119, Suns 84

Peter Griffin from Family Guy reading a newspaper and saying “It could’ve been me”

Warriors fans

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

A lot of teams have to be kicking themselves for not signing this guy…

The Mets' losing streak has reached 11 games.

They led the Cubs 1-0 in the 9th today before Michael Conforto hit a pinch-hit RBI double, and Nico Hoerner followed with a walk-off sacrifice fly in the 10th.

Here's Gary Cohen on the SNY call as the Cubs walk it off. ⚾️🎙️ #MLB

What are we doing here man

"I don't know what's gonna happen next but I love you guys to death, thank you. Appreciate you."

I'm dying at this

Steve Kerr, Draymond Green, and Steph Curry share a few moments together