if i said "she slip on my knot til i five finger death punch" would anybody care? does anybody hear me? is this thing on? hello? h

if you look out your door you may see some of the most beautiful women trans and otherwise and i think that is so important to remember right now

sometimes life is so beautiful . you go outside and see trans people there

sorry for all the pussy related skeets lately. im not sure what's wrong with me

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a pussy pop

"you can lead a cock to pussy but you can't make it drink" -ancient proverb

this was my joke. btw. if you even care

The Dr Pepper fandom is dying, reshare if you're a real DP enjoyer

i love to draw without a reference it's like a fun little game to me about how close i can actually get to a character. but also i love when i draw a character just completely wrong somehow

a pencil drawing of probably spongebob. it's definitely supposed to be spongebob. something is absolutely wrong with him though

sequel: the spunch himself

it's everything to me

a pencil sketch of a squirrel in a space suit that sort of kind of maybe resembles sandy cheeks from spongebob.

drew sandy cheeks from memory as someone who has never watched spongebob and only knows about her through memes. how did i do

im underappreciated in my time but in 20 years after ive died young under mysterious circumstances then you all will feel so foolish

if people were cars i would have been totaled in 2007 and i would be rotting in a junkyard somewhere in rural south carolina . my windows would be busted in and a family of raccoons would be using my trunk as a nest . it would be so beautiful

metaphysically. metaphorically. metaphonetically. need to be left askew

someone come tear me s
asunder

need to be torn asunder

🙄 i support you but you're making jokes about bread when you literally cannot eat it

sorry i was gone i was confronted with the horrifying realities of my existence

you mean intolerant? to gluten? you fucking anti-bread hater?

i can't believe this wasn't an overnight sensation. what am i doing wrong?

forcefem? more like horsefem. cause she's on ketamine

understandable we def should have stopped at 2 bc that 3rd was just slightly too evil . just slightly

walked up ordered a gin & tonic and i watched this man pour a solid 2 shots over the ice before he even started pouring the tonic and when he started pouring the tonic he *didn't stop pouring the gin*.... they make all their mixed drinks as doubles or maybe even triples

no 0lease wait my typeus

seattleites why didn't you warn me about pony. why do theyake their dirnks so srontg

life is so good when you actually try to live it has anyone ever considered this

at the karaoke bar and not only are there so many cool bitches here they all know you and think you're so sexy

*gives u a kazoo* go forth and wreak havoc

and likewise if someone near you finds a kazoo you cannot be mad at them for kazooing. they can't control it it's the power of the kazoo compelling them