Hello. Had a haircut. Goodbye.

Truly and utterly obsessed with my Weekends with Adele live recording vinyls.

Hello.

a man is sitting at a desk in an office looking at a computer screen . ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in an office looking at a computer screen .

Linda when Claudia addressed the traitors at the round table #thetraitors

This might sound arrogant but I rarely look in the mirror and find myself attractive. Today though, I thought my skin looked good, my hair went the way I wanted it and with the addition of wearing contacts I actually thought I looked quite handsome so, here’s a picture to remember this rare moment.

Very true!! You too.

Anyone else spending NYE alone?

Big boy 🥺.

Christmas mop chop.

Haven’t watched Queer Eye for years. It appears the only one that isn’t annoying is the new one?

Hello Skeeters. How are you?

Haha why what’s wrong with it

Okay thanks!

Honest reviews of flying economy with Emirates?

Things I cannot stop singing:

🎶 I wanna be
In this hoi polloi
So I'll be back for good someday
To make my life and make my way
But for today, we'll wander and enjoy 🎶

Now that I’m a celeb is over, it’s Christmas right?

Sundays.

Well.

❤️❤️

Finding out that LC’s Laguna Beach High School 20 year reunion has just happened has ruined my week. 20 years?!

First Baileys of the season.

Aw! I’m close by if you ever need a friend!

🥺 tysm

Oh wait you don’t follow me back. Nvm. 🤣 jk.

I’m the other side of London to you but very much up for doing these things if you ever want a new friend ☺️.

Saturday evening chills ☺️.

What’s one thing you’ve learnt today? Mine is that I can listen to the entire Wicked Part I soundtrack in the time it takes me to walk 5km.

Each to their own but I HATE Christmas trees with ‘candy’ decorations popping out every which way.

Excellence.

Love when he sleeps in my arms like when he was a puppy 🥺.