Ret lowly county prosecutor here. My former colleagues and I would be mortified.

Thank you, Don. You are indeed delightful.

I guess you just underestimate your charm.

I’m with you. Forget that “2 sinks” in the en suite bathroom. I want my own .

Someone is going to slip him the screenplay for Pulp Fiction.

Check back in, I don’t know, 2 weeks?

Well done, sir.

Start scheduling the depositions!

“the weaponization of justice.” Please.

Hey, Tom? Pack a lunch.

Me agreeing with Rand Paul. 🤯

I just see clouds in my coffee.

Ruh Ro!

This doesn’t sound too promising for sales of his new book, but can I suggest the title for the sequel? “They Kicked My Ass Out.”

I may be oversimplifying, but I’m a simple person. He has basically admitted to cheating on his wife, I.e., he lied to her. He’s a liar. That’s enough for me.

UNO Reverse

This surprises me. It seems like there’s an unending list of people willing to debase themselves to be a part of this administration.

They’re all waiting to write a book.

If they were really “confronting reality,” they’d ditch his sorry ass and do their jobs. But maybe it’s too late for that.

People have got to start calling him on his bullshit.

And I’ll never get over the fact that she didn’t win.

Times 2

He’s hammered.

I guess THIS will show that meddling Pope.

Just like at the airports. These guys have the depth of a thimble.

Plus I bet he’s pissed at the Pope. I’m ok with that as well.

Me, and all the Catholics I know: “That’s ok. We’re good.”

Oh, my God. This is devastatingly beautiful.

This was my exact thought. Also makes “boots on the ground” more terrifying.

Like many people, I assume, this makes Tiger even less sympathetic.