If the thing you keep trying isn't working, stop, breathe, have a look for another way to solve the problem.

There's also @pronounpicker.ripperoni.com, which is what I'm using on here.

Arthur outside Gay’s The Word holding Jacob’s Transition Goals

Arthur inside Gay’s The Word holding a copy of Jacob’s Transition Goals

My book is out now!!

Jacob’s Transition Goals is a positive, hopeful story about an 8 year old transgender boy who loves football. In today’s political climate, trans joy is so needed - you should grab a copy!

You can buy Jacob’s Transition Goals in LGBTQ+ bookshops and online all over the world

Useless.

I am thinking about exciting maritime history adventures, so sort of. 😂

Ahhh, lush! Thank you!

Me please!

Laios and a siren from Dungeon Meshi as Fernando and the spirit from "Los ojos verdes" by Gustavo Adolfo Bécquer. For the fan anthology "Once Upon a Dungeon"

a siren's call 🐚
my piece for @storyindungeon.bsky.social!!!

Read an excellent book of the sticky sort last night, and now it's doing loops in my head and I'm trying to work while my brain is taking itself off on a fun little side quest and thinking all sorts of lovely warm things that are NOT HELPFUL right now.

Thank you brain.

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

There is a crow. You should pay more attention.

Good forbid we teach children how to use the technology they'll rely on for basically anything financial in their adult lives safely and responsibly.

It's up the schools to make rules that work for their children - not for the government to impose. They should deal with safety, equality and standards, not whether someone is or isn't allowed access to their own personal property.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Hahaaaa!

Ouch. This happened to me last year. Big shock, be kind to yourself.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Ooh yeah. Just a great time to be a woman trying to engage with any type of TV or magazine content. What larks.

Ah yes, the man who works with all the women all the time must be the kind of guy who loves a bit of top bants.

Oh, this is a thing I would have loved to see.

Wow. Harsh.

This is two! You only need one more, and it's got to be the lie.

That's fact no. 1. What else are you going with?

Yeah, I'm not watching an entire film to get ready to watch a film. That's some narcissistic bullshit right there.

In the 90s, teenage me bought some rad party glasses with LED lights in. They were too stupid to actually wear, and they were still cooler than whatever the Snapchat man has on.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Ooh, that's actually good.

If he gives you some flowers and calls you m'lady, you should marry him immediately, no backsies.

2023 illustration of a roller derby skater- skating backwards with a pronounced hip check and a cityscape blurring behind

Roller Derby Portrait (2023)

Sharing on the occasion of my partner being back on skates after breaking a leg at a bout back in November.

Haha!