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yeah okay i’ll try to stay still now but also im kinda under fucking siege right now becaue of yknow the chainsdfghjkljiteifhTh774,)hdjUskaiw@-&;$3888(8877 7774’nc’jfhtY67)hh a&27,!:’snbf hhd j ‘ . bhuyrr64;

What. fuck you mean microchipped????? Okay actually knowing my doc he probably does have me monitored is that how he always knows when i sneak away to buy burger gils when im assigned patrol

hi other me. are you gay for sanford too? Theres your answer. also please hurry

this place is fucking with me okay got it

wait what the OH MY GOD

FUCK!!!!

FUCK

okay i know he told me to stay still but i swear to whatever counts as holy anymore i JUST saw sanford

They took my balls in the divorce

I might have stood between two chains coming from opposite directions because i wanted them to crash into each other so i could laugh at them. and then it went wrong. But like i said i got better

THANK YOU HOLY FUCK I GOTTA GET OUT I JUST GOT RIPPED IN HALF. i got better though

PLEASE

BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDE ABAD IDEA BAIDDEA BADIDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEABAD IDEA

What if i stand in the middle of a chain on my right side and a chain on my left side and then dodge so they crash into eachother. get fucked you dumbass torture devices

Okay i feel a little better now. knowing my ford he’d be more than capable of doing the same

I mean losing your eyes is still really bad i think. and painful. Oh god

Man i cant fucking do this WHERE IS DOCCC

When im in purgatory and the chains keep taking chunks of my body out and i will probably become half statue and the love of my life might be having his eyes gouged out as i type but im lowkey just a chill guy

WHAT

Fffffuck

Hell yeah now i just gotta figure out how to waterbend with bong water

Do you think hes doing okay without me. like. based off your own experiences i guess if you’re from rock me’s universe or whatever is going on

does the ability to blow my weed smoke directly into hanks nose to piss him off count as airbending

i miss my wife, alternate universe sanford. i miss him a lot

huh. What?? are we gonna become the damn avatar

a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face . ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face .

fuckkk dude

Lets fucking go. we win these

WHAT

Oh thank fuck i am so goddamn tired. is it gonna hurt any less the longer i stay alive. Ok im dead but you get the point