Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

if you do enough weird things you start to develop lore

Big shout out to @getmuzzled.ca for being a great party and @ohheydj.bsky.social's big boy social club pink version being super uv reactive

Ideal relationship dynamic

I respect (derogatory) his commitment to doing these things

Worrying about the gender of a mimic is one of the funniest bits ive read in a while

Theres just enough people with other people/animals draped over them in elden ring that ive been thinking about it since the first time I played it

I have thought about something like this for a while now

"cancelling a screen full of bullets into big shiny gold items and giant multiplier numbers is a lot like cumming" - Shigeru Miyamoto

Exactly one year ago today:

Here's another one.

Good news this game has so many weird hats to choose from

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

The issue of the top and bottom layers of the outfit being good

Asking such important questions like "how much of my ass do I want to be out at this horny dance party tomorrow night?"

drawing of a horse with the typical "mass of human flesh for mane/tail" commonly seen in horses.

normal horse
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I agree that people shouldn't be negatively polarized into treating the Catholic Church as a net good in the world but if you're pretending it's not funny that the pope saying "bombing schools is bad" made our government invent Anglicanism from first principles, you're just a buzzkill

Beating the bureaucracy off with the age old "don't like don't read" sign

Screen grab of an email: At an upcoming performance of Carmen on Saturday, May 16, Seattle Opera will be hosting a Furry Night with a special pre-show meet-and-greet with bass-baritone Christian Pursell, who plays Escamillo in the opera. Pursell will appear as his fursona, Chester the Geroo, and will be available for photos before the show. Although Pursell will not be in his fursuit onstage, we are encouraging audience members to attend the opera in their own costumes and fursuits, if they would like.

This amazing (real!) thing that is happening next month would make an absolutely incredible episode of Frasier

digital painting of two knights riding on a steed. They are both fully armored in plate. The knight riding is knight oc Wreg and behind him is his red haired knight lover, who is leaning in to kiss Wreg's cheek tenderly. Their horse is playful and is munching in its bridle. Flying around them are five black woodpeckers. Sixth bird has been caught by a talbot hound that's watching at them from under the horse.

digital painting depicting knight oc Wreg. He's standing somberly and puring milk over himself from a leather water skin. The milk has soaked his hair and bodyhair into curls. He's gripping a red belt strap in his other hand. Illustrative, medieval manuscript inspired golden snakes surround him to drink the dripping milk.

digital painting of knight oc Wreg unbuckling another knight's cuisses. He looking up at the other knight, whose face is not visible, and cries silently. The other knight is gripping into a bright red curtain, pulling it to hide them from a passerby knight.

Digital painting of knight oc Wreg lying down unclothed, except for a white cloth covering his privates. He’s being held by fully armored knight. There's a fresh blade wound on Wreg's chest and both men are looking towards it.

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I'm Juuni, your friendly queer Finnish lad and a medieval fantasy enthusiast. I draw big burly knights kissing each other! Open for commercial work, private work on hold for now.

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Seen on the mean streets of Vancouver

THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEE!!!!! This Summer.

principal skinner thinking critically, then making a statement with a blank expression on his face

am i so out of touch? no. the catholic church is a far-left institution

To the bottom of a pond, where all the vento car frogs fled to

Oh these are cute

Getting a house has been a mistake in the long term but oops funny little photo zone

You can multi task. Spikey skull bras. Dullahans with skull flails

I associate necks more with "premium bite zone" (and people being cowards about bruising) than smell, but