Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Tried some new eye drops and had an allergic reaction in my eyes for days. Now that it’s finally gone down I’m grateful for regular dry eye discomfort again tbh

It’s wild “a sex Kumon learning center” from @michaelhobbes.bsky.social didn’t get more of a reaction

you ever just feel overwhelmed by crushing sadness? like your heart might implode? no? haha me neither

office millennial: Hey there! Sorry for the random slack: I got your name from Jen in Operations and was wondering if you had any documentation about the Jira integration. Not urgent!!

gen-x coworker using a picture of dante hicks from clerks as their profile picture: Um.  I will see what I can do…

Pre-8 AM panic when I convinced myself my yard was full of new poison ivy. A professional plant friend told me it’s just seedlings from the maple tree. A real journey already today!

New For All Mankind—is it finally going to happen??

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

Made a childhood favorite for dinner today that still goes so hard (tuna sandwich with a bunch of pickled jalapeños)

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Thinking about summer 2017 with "Despacito" and "Shape of You"--what a time

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

Took me two hours to realize this was about Easter. I had just assumed I’d missed some wild discourse today.

I’d respect For All Mankind for freeing us from Ed two episodes in but I’m not going to hold my breath. They’ve already let him get away with everything and live to, what, 160?

A full disc image of Earth, as seen from the Orion Crew Module. The planet is a pale blue, swirling with white clouds and glowing slightly lighter blue in place from reflected light. At lower left, a large brown landmass is Africa, with Spain and Portugal with twinkling lights where the planet curves. At top right, auroras glow in a thin green glow, just barely separated from the planet's surface. Earth is set against the black of space (pic: NASA/R.Wiseman)

More context on this #Artemis II image:

* This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right

* The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon:
☀️🌍🚀🌕

The secret to looking younger? Acne. Just got asked if I, mid thirties, was really over 25. No one believes you can be a whole adult with acne!

If you’ve watched actual plays like Critical Role or Dimension 20 you simply must watch Dimension 20 On A Bus

It’s all fun and games until your mom has friends visiting and you have to explain that you made the WiFi “Socrateez Nuts”

Not looking at Outlook all day in solidarity with the Artemis II crew

"Humanity's next great voyage begins" #Artemis

"We are going for all humanity."

"Artemis crew is go for launch. Full send."

Publicly funded science to explore our universe and our own precious world is a beautiful thing.

Rocket launching

GO #ARTEMISII GO!!!! 🚀

Godspeed, humans!

Just in time to ruin my lunch! (/laudatory)

Gas in Bloomington, Indiana up to $4.19 today.

Also realized I’m on track to hit my insurance deductible in April. I’m on the high deductible plan.

What are we even doing here?

A snarling raccoon that says “happy trans day of gonna start biting.” The raccoon could just by yawning honestly but that’s not the vibe.

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I don't know what I expected when I checked out the queer ghost romance on Libby last night but sure enough they died (for real) and now I'm sad

It’s a strange feeling when after years of thinking about it and then the time to actually do all the steps my name is just…different. Got a new social security card and everything.

My prediction for Good Omens 3

probably completely obvious but the reason Project Hail Mary is doing so well (apart from being very well made) is that it is all about problem-solving, cooperation, self-sacrifice, and forming deep relationships with those from far away. All values that people feel a desperate need for right now.