"Maybe something will actually happen" guess she didn't catch that whole cannibalism in a massive creepy supermarket thing

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This guy is shooting his 1990s video dating service clip

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"Some of us can even read"

Welp, this movie obviously doesn't take place in 2026 America

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This feels more audiobook than movie so far

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Somehow, the Xbox Shudder app appears to be working better than other versions of the new app. If you're having audio sync issues, try a video game console!

Time to enjoy the last regular season episode of #TheLastDriveIn
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The alternative sites have helped a little, but they're nowhere near the level Twitter was before that apartheid shitstain broke it

We're definitely bummed to hear that Shudder is sunsetting #TheLastDriveIn

Can't help but feel like Elon's destruction of Twitter and its conversion into a right-wing propoganda shithole is partly responsible. Difficult to enjoy live reactions to live shows with all the nazis being nazis

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Me every time the officials speak during the #LoveIsBlind wedding episodes:

Dear algorithm,

I don't care that Scream 7 is coming out this weekend. Firing Melissa Barrera and losing Jenna Ortega as a result means it's simply not worth watching, no matter who came back from the other worse movies in the series. Completely uninterested. Give up, you thirsty bitch

Thanks

So, Chris:

-tells Bri she needs someone "dominant" despite not being taller than her knee

-lies about dealing with Conner about who will be their No. 1s in the pods, trying to manipulate her

-brings up king red pill/rapist/trafficker douche Andrew Tate

Someone stomp on the evil elf

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Chris: "With Bri, if I would've turned it up a notch ..."

Bitch, you're not even tall enough to reach the switch

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"I didn't vote, but I would've voted for Trump. I'm glad he won."

Well I'm glad your legs were torn to pieces, you needed four surgeries, and lost your sports dream. It'a a shame you still have legs at all. Get this trash off my TV, Netflix

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This is like the owner of a car dealership finding out about car theives and saying “Welp, I’m finished!”

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise both have rights to their likenesses. This video violates their rights, and the machine that created was trained on stolen copyrighted material.

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Kevan: *waffles endlessly between two people*

Kevan: *finally ... maybe ... chooses a girl*

Girl: *left already*

Kevan:

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Every terrible man on the new #LoveIsBlind season:

(It's Ohio. Not shocking)

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Seeing a New England QB eat turf all night long is making me feel like I'm watching a Giants #SuperBowl again

Stephen Spielberg is making movies about the Esptein Files? I assume that's what Disclosure Day is about #SuperBowl

Suppose I shouldnt laugh too hard - the way Patriots fans feel about Eli Manning, I feel about Joe Montana

Get this Scream 7 garbage off my screen. No one cares after what they did to Melissa Barrera ... and why they did it

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Laughing my ass off at the Patriots fans who booed when Eli Manning was announced

Ti West's earlier movies like this and House of the Devil follow Edgar Allen Poe's theory about short stories, where every detail should build to a single effect and that's why they rule so much

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Darci's gonna be annoyed by this one, too, if she doesn't like the slow burn thing

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The prize being $10,000 is hilarious because that won't even get you halfway to a car today

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Not gonna lie: I'm bummed they're showing the original instead of the 90s remake. And this may be the only time I ever say something like that

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*sees #HouseOnHauntedHill is the first movie*

PLEASE be the 1999 one with Geoffrey Rush and Famke Jansen and especially Jeffrey Combs

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Between the cheesy synth and the twangy Deliverance guitar, the music is giving me whiplash

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Not where I'd expect to see an old white lady with that hat but okay

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Gotta watch out for that rabies

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Welp this is fun already

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Okay, but Samurai Cop and Troll 2 are infinitely more fun to watch than The Room

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