Jeff By Joey Hedger

My guy “Jeff” is up. Come meet him. Much thanks to @completesentence.bsky.social for being the best and pubbing this one!! www.completesentencelit.com/post/_jeff

watch out, hoofed mammals! you're in meat cove!

When a cat is sleepin' real hard and you pet her and she makes a little "activation noise" rt if you agree

happy 4/20 day, here's a reminder of the apocryphal story about it being inspired by Lovecraft's sci-fi story "In The Walls of Eryx" where a space men gets psychically muddled by a weird venusian plant, feels like many eons have passed, but then checks his watch and sees it's only 4:20

https://www.theonion.info/

grim as hell!

absolutely irredeemable culture

Not the first to complain about this, but it is truly degrading the way these tech bastards consistently try to corrupt and recontextualize literature like Tolkien's to support their pro-conquest, anti-freedom, anti-poetry environment-ravaging agenda

A pack of Wormtongues cosplaying Saruman

Reply with a work of 20th century american literary fiction that is better than red harvest by dashiell hammett

it is okay and indeed a social good that a substantial number of people at Palantir get [REDACTED]

my statement "i don't drink to excess in the Poodle Room in Las Vegas" is raising a lot of questions already answered by my statement

did he hire drake's lawyers?

the suspiria remake, which made every wrong decision it was possible to make all while (what the fuck was up with the baader-meinhof stuff?) while ALSO obviously not understanding anything about the incomparable genius of the original

simple as, blaze one a read her Hombres Necios

Marijuana -> Mary Juana -> Mary the Mother of Jesus -> Jesus died on the cross -> Sor Juana Ines de la Cruz

Patrick Autréaux - And I Write — Socrates on the Beach

new translation of @autreauxp.bsky.social up @ Socrates on the Beach ...

socratesonthebeach.com/patrick-autr...

this post on a fan page for the band Tool from 2002 seems like the earliest example of the claim, btw; it's near the bottom, search "Lovecraft" or "Fnord" to find it
web.archive.org/web/20051024...

btw that co-author on the story, Kenneth Sterling, was a high school student in Providence who was friends w/ Lovecraft and had sent him a draft of a story about an invisible maze, which HPL proceeded to thoroughly rewrite

happy 4/20 day, here's a reminder of the apocryphal story about it being inspired by Lovecraft's sci-fi story "In The Walls of Eryx" where a space men gets psychically muddled by a weird venusian plant, feels like many eons have passed, but then checks his watch and sees it's only 4:20

also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauk_se...

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

Breaking: New study using observational constraints projects that the Atlantic Ocean circulation #AMOC will weaken ~50% by 2100, even for medium emissions and without Greenland melting. 🌊
More realistic models means stronger weakening - not entirely unexpected.
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

Big Oil Breaks Everything The planet, our democracy, our courts...

If you dig deep enough into the corruption of our democracy, down there at the bottom of the hole you find...a lot of oil
open.substack.com/pub/billmcki...

cute little anole hanging out in the false bromeliads

"War is a racket." -- General Smedley Butler, 1935

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_...

"THREE MEN IN A BOAT" (1975 Jerome K. Jerome TV Adaptation-starring Tim Curry, Michael Palin) YouTube video by Archive Media Vault

for tim curry's birthday, you should watch him in the excellent 1975 BBC version of Jerome K. Jerome's THREE MEN IN A BOAT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgwk...

good luck in your search!

felt like the inuits watching Franklin and his boys die out there on the ice...they were just terribly unequipped for the task at hand, unable to even see the path of success laid out for them

spring has truly come to meat cove when you see the first excavator

...and secondly, girls homosocial dancing made a few boys there (prob freshman aged or thereabouts) jokingly dance w each other, like in a real "haha no homo!" goofing around way, and watching them i realized: if they'd danced w/ each other seriously, they'd've been DROWNING in it afterwards