Good Morning West Coast & to those still trying to start their day

A story in 2 parts

Happy Birthday to Robert Smith, singer, songwriter and guitarist for the Cure born in Blackpool, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 67 years ago today.
Also on this day in 1992, the Cure released their ninth studio album “Wish”.

What are your favourite songs by Robert Smith and the Cure?
#RobertSmith #TheCure

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

“This is your Captain speaking. We will be touching down soon. It’s a nice 69 degrees with winds from the East at about 7 miles. Your wonderful flight attendants will be coming by to collect your drinks & any trash. The fasten seatbelts will be turned on, so sit back, relax, & thank you for flying”

Of all the teams, I did expect the Niners to embrace this given its location in the epicenter of it all. Everybody is up each other’s ass about A.I. Surprised Lynch didn’t add other SV topics like crypto, remote taxis, or try to raise capital

“FL lost one driver of population growth when deaths began to outnumber births in the state in 2020.”

🤔hmm. I wonder what could have happened there.

But I do enjoy all that attention about how CA this or CA that, while those same issues seem to be affecting FL as well.

🎯 Exactly

Wish I had one out here. Miss Publix

Yes! This.They are skating by on the definitions.

I’ll stick to Tillamook or those expensive pints for good stuff.

The $2 quarts or half gallons are stepped on

Well… ask me how I know lol

Tbh, I had it corrected and now is why I refuse to wear tight or narrow shoes.

I knew you’d know this 😂 I feel so vindicated

They’ve changed it. I can’t prove it yet, but I just know it’s skating by on the legal term of “chocolately” and not actually chocolate.

Always

They were really locked in. Song had no reason being so damn 🔥

Sam Smith + 🛍️

Celebrated living bicoastally by flying their freak flag a little too close to the Sun, bisexually.

They was taking down everything and everybody if you believe 1/2 the photos & stories just from trips to Vegas

This makes total sense tbh

Ugh, the toe box struggle is real.

Speaking of which, one of the points raised yesterday during all the comments to my post, was the show fit.

You got feet shaped like carrots?

Narrow ass feet?

If so, you one of the lucky ones

That’s incredible 😂😂

mm. ok tap dancing shoes

It’s Patriots Day and I was excited to sit back & judge the marathoners, watch my Red Sox win, but I’m sorry.

That Louisiana story REALLY fucked me up.

That evil man just wiped away so many kids. Their lives just starting. All their hopes & dreams vanished in an instant.

Shit, that’s fucked up

So Dirty Dianna was right all along 🤯

More than 50 years after the release of "The Godfather", Savoca — the Sicilian village where fewer than 100 people live — remains closely tied to the film. https://cnn.it/4901gMO

If any Trojans need donation ideas, can we suggest $25 for your 25 NCAA vacated wins because the NCAA isn't real and those games happened.

Or, pick your favorite year from the wikipedia unclaimed titles list and claim it!

It looks like ticket prices have gone up across the board. The resellers are officially crazy tho

Well, damn. I guess I didn’t expect ticket prices to go up so much.

Oooh. (feat. Redman) by De La Soul on Apple Music Song · 2000 · Duration 5:24

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Coming down the block man
Loud af
You would swear Redman
Was inside the truck