This word should be in much greater use.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

No need to wash. Straight back in the cupboard after that.

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

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It'll look great when you finish plastering that wall 😳

Responsible parents should never let their children play the recorder.

Just imagine the state the world would be in if the USA has not elected a very stable genius as president.

I've stopped reading if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed, I just look at the price of oil.

Remind me never to borrow your phone.

Clever move. But not to be encouraged.

Particularly when the world is collapsing around us.

I don't agree to disagree. I disagree to disagree.

The ideal bagel is nearly circular but with just enough irregularity that you can confidently match up the halves with the right orientation again after spreading the cream cheese

Is it possible to get insurance against a wrongun bringing your name into disrepute?
Asking for my mate Adolf.

I once accidentally posted an image of myself as Jesus Christ instead of a Red Cross doctor.

Every word….

Just imagine the state the world would be in if the USA was not blessed with a first rate deal maker as president.

tl;dr
Trump: "The Pope is too Christian."

To everyone who insists that voting doesn't matter and it can never make a difference: Hungarians just voted out an autocrat who had been in power for over 15 years.

Voting works.

OK, now do bribes.

Each edition of Question Time should have a Susie Dent type fact-checking expert at a separate desk with a big pile of books, pointing out the lies of the last panelist.

Either all the loo seats in the world should be "gentle closing". Or none of them. Period.

*Sorry about the crashing noise everyone.

Am I the only one who quite likes the look of wind turbines? I think it's pretty relaxing watching them spin away in the breeze. If they'd been there for 100 years we'd kick off if someone tried taking them down. Eyesore my arse. anon_opin GOLD from 5th January 2025

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Super-accurate exit polls have ruined the excitement of staying up to watch the General Election results come in.

Making bus shelter benches sloping and park ones divided, so that homeless people can't sleep on them is the distillation of hands-off cuntishness.

The song from the Pepto Bismol advert should be Britain's entry for this years Eurovision Song Contest

Putin, Epstein, Netanyahu, Sycophants and...

It's a dunny.

I can recommend a good breakfast wine.