"Nanomachines, son" meme from Metal Gear Rising

Me, anytime someone thinks I look 30:

We're back, it's so over meme chart

Bluesky's uptime graph

I keep hearing about vibe coding and was disappointed to learn it doesn’t involve a hitachi

Only if the code is extra sloppy

We're back, it's so over meme chart

Bluesky's uptime graph

I keep hearing about vibe coding and was disappointed to learn it doesn’t involve a hitachi

Haha someone hire me! Income would be nice…

A screenshot of a direct message that reads: “am I allowed to eat the public roads? They are public and asphalt in concrete taste pretty good.”

Just another beautiful day of being a public servant. Let’s check the DMs — oh.

Sorry I’m calling bullshit lol, as someone who’s been looking for a job forever now, I simply do not believe job growth was that strong

Not sure if meme

2025: Lazarus airs
2026: "FDA grants speedy approval to Eli Lilly’s weight-loss pill for obesity"

An April fools joke in a software update pop-up... really @elgato.com?

"stop using anti transgender language" instead of "thank you", say "here is $20" instead of "hey can you grab the door", say "do you want me to send you money" instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" instead of "how was your day", say "have $20" instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"

you should treat a trans person today

and we haven’t even made it to whisky friday yet

A signal text thread where someone wishes me a “Happy Day of Transgender Visibility” and I respond with “The cloak has failed”

What it’s like to date me part 51

GUY WHO PLAYED THE LIEUTENANT ON SEASON ONE OF THE WIRE: good evening mr wick
JOHN WICK: hello [tips him a single pirate coin] I have an ‘appointment’ for some ‘business’ and I need some ‘guns’ to ‘shoot people with’
WIRE GUY: very good mr wick. let me show you to our gunsman

After my third joke, my therapist tells me to roll for initiative

After my third joke, a health meter appears over my therapist’s head

Supreme Court rules against Colorado's ban on conversion therapy aimed at LGBTQ youth Kaley Chiles, a Christian talk therapist in Colorado, argued that the state ban violated her First Amendment rights.

So like, is this timeline a joke, with having this drop on #TDoV and all

www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

Advertisement for a fictional Estrogen Single-Use autoinjector created by the company NuCaloric from Marathon. Large text reads "Called a boy. Isn't. 201." Smaller text below reads "nu" "GOLD RUSH SERIAL NO. 20210201 出力 CYBERSECURITY 10-V0839 EXPLORATION / DEVELOPMENT" Between the text is a large pink autoinjector.

can anyone tell me why i spent 4 hours creating a fake NuCal ad for an estrogen autoinjector

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

An in progress 3d print of what appears to be a weapon from Marathon

Hold on, I think my partner is cooking

Forbidden Solitaire is awesome, but I like all their shit. The CD-ROM vibes hit.

the two types of games are caffeine and weed. marathon? caffeine. tony hawk? weed. you might think death stranding is a weed game but it turns out it's caffeine

First rule of Marathon, there’s always another enemy crew

guess it didn’t have legs after all

Nvidia CEO says the gamers rejecting the company's controversial AI are 'completely wrong' CEO Jensen Huang doubles down, missing the point about criticism of Nvidia's DLSS 5

"Am I out of touch?" Simpsons meme

I don’t know what to do with straights, I’m queer.

Screenshot of the last level of Halo Reach, where the current objective is Survive

Therapist: Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Me: Trans folks have a hard time looking out that far since we’re all stuck in the last level of Reach
Therapist: ??
Me:

As a gray ace drone