the location of the 2030 Olympics reading “French Alps, Nice”

me when i see the french alps

Good luck getting anywhere with that bollocks in Brighton

8.33% of the managers at the 2026 World Cup have been sacked by Chelsea

Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

It's always, always the way he says "I beat Fearne Cotton" that kills me

Don't forget the Kowalskis

Yeah I really feel he could have gone either way

Here’s some of the senior officials that Starmer has sacked. Just trying to work out what seems to be the problem here.

open.substack.com/pub/arthursn...

"I did not have pressured relations with that civil servant"

I think we can all agree that Keir Starmer the lawyer would despair of Keir Starmer the PM as a client.

Sam's so back

Known as Terminal 3 round these parts (not *these parts* just to be clear)

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

"POLIO IS NOT 'SITMAXXING'"

Discuss

Prime Ministers who demand that they are brought solutions not problems, end up being presented with even bigger problems.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

The Out Touch Pope who is WEAK ON FRANCE should let me divorce Catherine of Aragon or I’ll Go Crazy on him Big Time. He has Lots of Monasteries & I can Take. England has been Pushed Around too long like the Field of the Cloth of Gold which France cheated? Thank you for your attention to this matter

they should allow smartphones in schools but ban children

Gucci suit with soup stains down the front. Got it

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Voodoo Chiles is the GOAT

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

I'm amazed he's still conversing with you, I'd have blocked someone as rude as you after the first or second message.

A prominent businessman once threatened to sue a satire site I wrote for after a joke suggested he had a tiny penis. When the site's lawyers said he would have to prove he did not, in fact, have a tiny penis the legal letters ceased.
It feels like Kash Patel could learn a lot from this.

Lololololol you ask, you get

I love the highlands. My two hour bus trip which goes on a ferry costs £2 and is basically just a big car. “We don’t recognise you!” the driver says. I am now being made to introduce myself to the 4 other passengers.

Grizzle Twatt
Spouse
Scotland, Marriages, 1561-1910