scrolling through the ff16 lore book out of curiosity it’s mostly boring but i did lose it laughing at a section titled THOSE WE LOST for everyone who died in the mid-game shocking attack on your homebase where literally every important npc survives and it’s just like. not the orange growing guy!

nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department

housemarque going from releasing tight arcade games every couple years to crowbarring that gameplay style to fit in bloated, narrative-heavy epics every half decade is already a tragedy but now expecting them to fit the same system seller box as like ghost of yotei is setting them up to fail

saw the lanterns trailer. dc universe keeps getting funnier please someone tell james gunn other movies exist

>doesn't check bluesky for months
>decides to check it out
>"I bet all my pals who left twitter are posting here!"
>check their profiles
>none of them posted for months

It took you 3 days to come up with that response? You're genuine human cattle. A husk of a man. I feel bad for your parents

Tagging me on a different site is pure comedy. Sorry I mocked a game that's so desperate for validation from movies and embarrassing to be a videogame that it emulates the one shot trick even though it's only impressive when you're actually filming something

saw a heated debate as to whether ff16's script was ruined in localisation and whether the japanese or english version is the correct, good one and i'm gonna stop you all right there. no need to fight. they're both really bad

the elite killed Stanley Kubrick because Eyes Wide Shut would expose their cabal but they also knew that it was pure kino and gave it a wide release

ok its pretty funny if microsoft genuinely managed to kill call of duty in like. two years.

Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.

i am enjoying that there's not been anyone posting a single thing about black ops 7 being boycotted because there's no point pretending a single call of duty player cares lol

the robots from dread are the most "modern gaming" stalker enemies ever

"we will kill you in one hit but don't worry, we're in designated gray rooms so you can avoid us easily"

Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

musou fans, jrpg fans, we won. the west belongs to the weebs now. people love musou games, they love jrpgs, they love monster hunter and they love yakuza. we can’t fight the ghost of adam sessler every time there’s a single dismissive review lol

the JRPGs need More Adults discourse was always bad obviously but it should have been truly dead and buried when FF16 had a 35 year old protagonist that talked more like Luffy than any previous protagonist in the franchise

im glad the government posting halo memes is revealing that half the people reporting on it are fine with it

Clive doing a final fantasy title drop and then doing a 9999 damage QTE punch followed up by him tragically dying made me laugh for ten minutes straight

Insane mood whiplash

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound

damn itagaki died thats wild. he was almost certainly evil but also ninja gaiden black is the greatest game ever made so. mixed bag i suppose. lets all remember him with how he promoted devils third like he was broadcasting terrorist messages from a cave

Dude, the owner of this site spent the last couple days having a meltdown over trans people

anyway. obviously not great news but watching gamers act like taking saudi money is some instant evil that permanently taints you forever while continuing to happily buy xbox games does make me feel a bit crazy. american genocide is ok we can compartmentalise that

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

not only did they do brownface Troy Baker for a fake native american tribe but it was like two years after Assassins' creed 3 had a native american actor playing a native american character

everyone has already got the explicit discourse on this covered so i will simply add its insanely funny to say this as the developer of games where you kill like. ten thousand guys

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer