its flipping me off

when a mfer needs class consciousness:

potato pie

doing big yawns

what aren't i

oh and ableist cuz of course. AHHHHHHHHH why couldnt it have been some sort of entity representing the cycles of trauma.

not a spooky nosleep story ending like psycho with sprinkled in homophobia on top of the transphobia 😭

the best parts were kinda just cribbing off stephen king and the creepypasta penpals and imo they should have done so to the finish line.

just one more meal cmon man just one more

okay I'll say it: it

every movie "Jared Leto was good in" I'm like wait he was in that?

mmm whatcha gay

whenever someone gets shot in front of me it takes so much effort not to go "mmmm watcha say?"

Alexander Skarsgard in a black t shirt that says Hot buffet available all day. eat as much as you like.

🥵

not me running the dishwasher and immediately generating 3 tupperware dishes

all my juices slurped

i only post when absolutely necessary

i suspect my delta 8 won't get here today and usps is gaslighting me brb crying

i can substitute any of those liquids

im a professional mixologist if half vodka half diet soda is ur drink

just had a good sneeze

i bet mermaids have tons of different ways to get high

"She's turned the weans against us!"

thank God

there should be a caterpillar that is dog sized

wish i could underclock my brain so that i don't have the amount of thoughts most people have in a day within the span of 15 minutes

ive got the whole world, up my ass

pyrite piss

now who the fuck threw that?

it's great to stay up late