this too shall pass.

when emojis

billionaires in my DMs asking for bluesky invites

この瞬間を忘れない

Every human life is a long option, bleeding in linear time, with great exponential possibilities

When two virgins have sex, the bigger virgin absorbs the other’s virginity

oh
you wanna send me a bluesky invite?

double it and give it to the next person

nice, hoping emojis next :fingers-crossed:

My productivity has been absolutely zero. Compare that to Elon Musk who launches rockets to Mars daily, manages to sell plastic panel cars and still finds time to open up his Macbook and host Ethereum giveaways on Twitter.

gmeoww

lucky to have the friends ive got

yea im bloomberg but id rather my friends call me bloom

follow deez nuts

UwU