you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Me: *has an opinion*

Some Guy: Hahaha that's because ur fat, ur so triggered and so fat, you fat liberal commie woke sjw snowflake fatty fat fattiepants

Started out hustling
Ended up bawling 😭

Saw the name "Geovanni" spelled as "Javaughnie" and my brain broke

"Rock Around the Cock" by Bill Gay-ley and His Cum-mets

*Dave Mustaine voice* Whaddya MEAN my actions have consequences???

I'm so tired

Declaring today National Lemon Pound Cake Day

"Dora, what were you like in the 90s?"

Definitely not somebody who would make a video using "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls 🤮

It's always the worst songs from my childhood that go viral again.

Celebrate Irish heritage by eating nothing but butter

Leperwitch Leperwitch is a one-woman noise/Power Electronics project from Chattanooga TN founded in 2016.

No new goodies for this Bandcamp Friday, but I still have a lot you can listen to. Also, my entire discography is available for a sizable discount if that floats your boat. Thanks!

leperwitch.bandcamp.com

From last week's Chattanooga Noise Night. Photo by Jared.

Bread Durst

Shrimp and Grits with the first syllables reversed is Grimp and Shits

Character growth is being able to see musicians you respected since childhood through a critical lens and speak up. Case in point: this exchange with Daron Malakian.

17-year-old me could have never done this because of silly idol worship. 37-year-old me doesn't care if toes get stepped on.

First Leperwitch show of the year is in two days. No cover, just loud crunchy shit. Come out!

I either sleep for 12 hours straight or only sleep for 4 hours broken up. There's no in-between 😕

Awesome fan art by Laby77 on Instagram!

Chris Barnes only knows one vowel: EEEEEEEEEEEE

rying to lighten the mood: Tell me about the worst live show you've ever attended.

I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down

The Melania movie is basically Coachella for dudes who have always dreamed of masturbating in a giant auditorium with no one around.

Realizing how many noise folks are also into sumo fills my blackened heart with genuine joy.

“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”

“But if we fight back they’ll declare martial law!”

They are putting people down like cattle. The civil war is already here. Wake up, grow a spine, and arm yourself.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

How winter storms actually happen:

The rest of Tennessee: two feet of fluffy white mess shot straight from Jack Frost's taint

Chattanooga: Like three flurries and then freezing rain that will cause approximately 2,000 wrecks

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Allegedly this is going somewhere