way too soon

it's not even a limerick, the last line doesn't rhyme with the first two.

that poem is also bad too

He looks at me and says, "Bob, just because you're a fuckup doesn't mean you're not my brother."

Look. I'm just not very good at this selling-yourself stuff, okay? So, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I'm the only one with a car.