That’s gotta be what, 12 laps of Delaware?

there's only one right answer and it's "Hey"

one of my favorite ever joke setups/payoffs

to wit,

I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS IN GIF FORM FOR YEARS

Project Hail Mary finally provides an answer to the age old question, “are we human, or are we dancer?”

Tigers win

FINAL

Alabama must construct additional Philons

So long, gay Bowser!

Fireball Kid - Guilt Drive (Official Video) YouTube video by Born Losers Records

Phoenix, but make it Elliott Smith youtu.be/NZtTMGkcT_I

Complete scorecard row for Kevin McGonigle’s MLB debut: 5 at-bats shown left to right. At-bat 1 (3rd inning): double (2B), two runners scored. At-bat 2: double (2B), runner advanced to third. At-bat 3: single (1B), runner scored. At-bat 4: popout to third baseman (P5). At-bat 5: single (1B). Final line: 5 AB, 4 H, 2 R, 2 RBI, OBP .800, SLG 1.200.

What a debut!

Thank God it's baseball season.

all cities are either atlanta or nashville
NYC - Nashville
LA - Atlanta
Chicago - Atlanta
Seattle - Nashville
SF - Atlanta
Charlotte - Nashville
DC - Atlanta
Miami - Atlanta
Atlanta - interestingly, Nashville

And features Bob Weir and Jerry Garcia?!

Beauty of a Dream YouTube video by Thomas Dolby - Topic

This is the same guy who made She Blinded Me With Science?! youtu.be/ZcPDWx6ozN4

The fact that they haven’t made a Friday the Thirteenth prequel called Thursday the Twelfth is a travesty

I'm wrong, it is not someone's name. They chose this! www.okconference.info/white-division

this feels like something I should send to @bomani-jones.bsky.social

I know it's just someone's name but for a basketball conference...I mean come on

An iPhone screen widget showing a black dot in a field of purple and text that just reads “Above +33%”

Well this seems ominous

on that Charles Scheeler shit

In our household we call this barkeology

Holy cow what an ending to the gold medal match

I hope you find answers, or at least relief, swiftly!

(You’ve probably already thought of this but) FODMAPs? I went through something like this a few years back and it totally sucked. The good news was it eventually cleared up for me. The bad news is I have no idea what happened or why it stopped.

bsky.app/profile/mber...

*other people’s weights

That turning into your parents commercial but it’s putting weights back where they’re supposed to go at the gym