At least I still have my thick chest hair. Sorry. I found myself just randomly realizing this.

FB was too personal and family shit for me. My mental sanity is better shout seeing what my family thought

Deciding to start some fun by calling out Marilyn Manson for being a rapist on Threads. It's true and I want to feel alive by arguing with Internet assholes.

I know. The purest of us all

Are any of us?

The future wife of the former Canadian PM

What if Katy comes to town?

PICK A SMALLER CONCERT

Ma'am. We all still run into each other at shows. I'll be in LFK next month for Joyce Manor

They probably will text you a happy hour again!

The punctuation here is making my eye twitch

Can't say I've ever done that because I don't remember

Heavy thoughts for a Tuesday

Should they charge them? $5 per?

Whoops. I came to Cinder Block for a beer and to read a bit and ended up reading for 90 minutes. Perhaps next month.

Gonna go solo to a movie social club at Rewind tonight and try to pretend like I'm not the most awkward/anxious/loser person there.

Mmm...piri piri

Have a pup pic.

For the future Mrs. Luke

Probably election denialism bullshit. Or maybe I'll be shocked and this will be a R. Budd Dwyer situation.

*laughs in Kansas City*

INCOMING TUESDAY SPIRAL AS I SEEK ACTIVITIES TO DIVERT MY BRAIN

A thought that never leaves my mind is cleaning the grease trap at Braum's in HS. It's probably why I don't eat burgers much.

I don't have a fancy machine like you. BLACK COFFEE FOR MY VEINS

Bonus WFH day thanks to a fire in the office building overnight. Wheeeeee

This is confirmed

I also ate like garbage the last week but am down to 211 which is my lowest since COVID. This makes no sense but I'll take it.

Zero clue why but that post-run shower was THE most satisfying shower I've had in a while.

That is going to sell out so insanely fast.