CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
Thank you! 🩷🩷
raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible
There is a bird and a stone
in your body. Your job is not
to kill the bird with the stone.
—Victoria Chang, from "Love Letters"
a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads “Touching grass isn’t enough i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “
good morning friends 💚✨
a flaming skeleton with a sword, caption says state of the world- bad mental health, bad but still we charge forward
It's the only way.
I am almost too proud of my alt text for this one.
A white dog with a black patch on her right eye and ears with long hair is standing with her front paws on a table. She is staring at a plate with her mouth open and tongue out. Her eyes look like she has just seen something she never could have imagined in her wildest dreams. It is not visible in the picture, but there is a steak on the plate.
Tinkerbell experienced being near steak for the first time in her life and she's a new dog now
Doodle of an orange cat driving a little red and yellow toy car.
Get in, losers
Selfie of a person trying not to laugh wearing a fuzzy purple sweater. A small dog's head is peeking out of the sweater's neck and there is a dog tongue quickly darting out to lick the person's chin.
My first day with Teddy Bear, he bit me and hid in a cage shaking. He'd been returned by so many families and didn't know what to do around new people.
Today he slipped under my sweater just to be closer and I know he feels really loved and yes it made me cry a lot.
Please use this image as the reply post to all dems who're trying to compromise right now. You have my blessing.
"But what about people who are bad at art? They should have a chance to join in too."
Yeah, by making BAD ART. Maybe it'll turn into Good Art with practice. Maybe it'll always be pretty bad art. The idea that we have to appear immediately good at everything even if we have to fake it is a sickness.
A still from brooklyn 99 of constantine kane saying "the love of my life is here"
Me every time I watch the end of episode 3 when ed walks out of the fog
Just got a nebulizer after not using them for 25 years - they're so much better??? This is like a completely different machine??? I am in love.
Wanna see something cool?
At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is.
The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥
A little clip from a recent keynote I gave, featuring Refried 🎶
This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
This is Mazi. She brought one toy to bed for herself and one for each of her parents. This way, they all have a buddy to help them sleep safe and sound. 13/10
can't recommend highly enough having a pet dog that follows you around from room to room
Before I go into today's dystopian nightmare, let's take a minute to bring down your blood pressure. Here is one of my favorite creatures, the #RedPanda. Enjoy. #nature #animals
Honestly, me too.
Two Chinese Crested Powder Puff dogs rest on the back of a couch looking towards the camera. There is a window behind them that shows trees and a garden around a house. The left dog is black and white with a black patch on her right eye. The right dog is grey, white, and black. Both dogs have long ears and long tails with short hair on their bodies.
The pups say hi 🐾
🚀🚀
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
Neil banging out the tunes
#art
A small grey, white, and black Chinese Crested Powder Puff dog sits on the back pillow of a green couch. He has short shaved hair on his body, but long ears like pigtails and a long tail. One front paw is curled back, while the other is hooked over the back of the couch. The couch and the dog are in cool colors. He's seated to face the window with a bright warm colored view of green, purple blossom, and pink blossom trees against a blue sky, but he's looking back over his shoulder at the person taking the picture.
He's just perfect
an american pika (small lagomorph mammal, related to rabbits and hares) carrying tiny blue wildflowers in its mouth, likely to its nest
idk who needs to see this but here is the photo that appears on the american pika's wikipedia page
An important lesson from Jean-Luc Picard that I’m still sharing all these years later.
here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘
Weather is going to be perfect in Seattle this afternoon. Great day to get outside, meet up with a few thousand of your friends, and make your voices heard.
Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money." ('Have' is in italics)
