Classic October 2020 tweet from Michael Weiss, @RotationlSymtry. It reads: You, an intellectual: Actually it's not called "Calvary", its real name is "Golgotha". Me: Weird hill to die on, but okay.
Blessed Good Friday y’all
If only I could dig out a graphic of "Greg Kelly: Unlikely Voice of Reason" from The Soup archives....
Welcome to Earth, Robin! Glad you've been born into a family of such love and caring. You're a lucky little man. And congrats, Katie! Rest well.
#tbt You are my friend now. 🪶
#cockatiel #birdarr
tiger woods on a billboard: "How far can Tiger drive?"
not very
It's with puns that you truly excel
astounded someone by telling them my university used to post grades listed by Social Security number back in the day
I use Windows at home but I will not willingly use Outlook for anything -- it is overwrought and janky even by Windows standards. Installing it twice is almost a feat.
the least they could do is make it tasty
You know, Tom Cotton probably should’ve watched what happened next in “The Dark Knight” before tweeting this.
Lids Twitter post Black hat with changeable Yankees and dodgers patches On a losing streak? Yeah... we fixed that The Bandwagon Fitted™ lets you switch teams instantly-so you're always on the winning side Coming soon to a Lids near you • BANDWAGON FITTED™ INTERCHANGEABLE VELCRO PATCHES LIMITED LOYALTY ENABLED CHANGE FANDOM IN REAL TIME NEVER FEEL LIKE A LOSER AGAIN
Holy fucking shit Lids. GOTTDAMM
Oof size: Large
Thanks for your work, Aaron. It's invaluable to have an ear in on the conversation that stands to change so much.
We’re just innocent men
Pretty much.
Is it possible his business manager just didn’t understand what he was saying
Ron Perlman voice: "War... War don't sex."
Not that I post much or that it bears repeating, but...
Just a note that I don't participate in the "fooling" bit of April Fool's. I think of it as a time for neat Easter eggs or pleasant surprises, not "hur hur I got you" sort of stuff. We get that enough already.
My bracket is dead but if that's the price to pay for Duke losing, I am all in
Project Hail Mary is a beautiful brilliant film. But molecular biologists be warned there's a deeply disturbing scene midway through when Ryan Gosling's scientist places two eppendorfs directly next to each other in an otherwise empty unbalanced microcentrifuge & sets it spinning with wild abandon.
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
Just an endless wellspring of reaction images
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
Scientist searches for the world's smallest violin
I love the tardigrade ones, too
full version, the vocal samples from the original were getting too big for the SNES memory restrictions so i had to improvise lol
I loved Salina -- the mall had a great arcade and bookstore, and there was a fantastic Asian food place I can't remember the name of at a Y intersection that had tremendous sweet and sour
